The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MentalInfestation » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:47 pm

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Frightened? What's scary about women? :|


Women are confusing, have more than 1 personality, get angry at the drop of a hat at silly things , tell you 1 thing and actually mean another

:yes: & if they ask you what do you think of the clothes she's trying on...RUN AWAY ! :lol:


I do that if my mum or sis ask me when they drag me clothes shopping, or I shrug and hope I don't get a bollocking for it.

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MentalInfestation wrote:Frightened? What's scary about women? :|


Everything. And the fact your not men.


What's the difference? Other than the fact I don't have balls? I don't see what the difference is :| Then again, like I said earlier, most of my mates are blokes.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:48 pm

...I am at a loss for words.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby twilightoftheidols » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:52 pm

tbh theres a lot of differences...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:54 pm

Just because you as one person are basically a penis-less bloke, does not mean the rest of my fair sex is.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:06 pm

Finnvitka wrote:Just because you as one person are basically a penis-less bloke, does not mean the rest of my fair sex is.


This pretty much.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:07 pm

twilightoftheidols wrote:tbh theres a lot of differences...

Yeah, there's boobs for a start.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby ANDREWHALL28 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:08 pm

siliconfury wrote:
twilightoftheidols wrote:tbh theres a lot of differences...

Yeah, there's boobs for a start.



So do a lot of guys :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:12 pm

Yes, but lady boobs are awesome and not hairy.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:15 pm

Twaddlefish wrote:Yes, but lady boobs are awesome and not hairy.


You underestimate my hairless chest and face.

My man boobs are works of art.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MentalInfestation » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:17 pm

I just don't see what the major difference is other than physically.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:19 pm

Seriously, how have you not noticed the glaring differences in personalities, likes, dislikes and social activities between the average male and the average female?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:21 pm

MentalInfestation wrote:I just don't see what the major difference is other than physically.


Then you are either:
a) Socially retarded
b) Loveably naive
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:23 pm

One I've definitely noticed over the years is that men enjoy being silent and doing absolutely nothing, however we cannot sleep in absolute silence (we need a tiny amount of background noise, preferably music) -- Whereas women love to talk (Got a book offering detailed theories why, it's not just a stereotype) yet Fjar can't sleep if there's a tiny bit of noise!

To be fair, that's the only huge different I think we have (though I think Clarkson and Paxman are awesome crtiics, and I can't really stand Wogan on TV - we definitely differ in that department).
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby ANDREWHALL28 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:27 pm

Soaps, women love soaps, and get so in to it that it distorts their version of reality, to the point where they think they are watching a documentary

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:28 pm

ANDREWHALL28 wrote:Soaps, women love soaps, and get so in to it that it distorts their version of reality, to the point where they think they are watching a documentary
:lol: :lol:

And yes, I can laugh at that because I watch Eastenders xD
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