The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Cookie_ » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:11 pm

I think I'd look after myself more and adore my curves a little more if I were with myself, but I have Noodle to do that for me ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Freyja » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:14 pm

If i were to have a relationship with myself we'd probably spend our whole time shouting at eachother.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Toad » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:05 pm

I'd have a relationship with myself, but my other personalities get jealous...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby madjock666 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:21 pm

I probably should date/have a relationship with myself.
Well lots of folks have suggested I go and fuck myself!!! :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:03 pm

It's hard enough being me thanks.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby ANDREWHALL28 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:11 pm

I have so many personalities it would be hard to put up with myself, and definately couldn't put up with me in the mornings :|

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Calibur » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:14 pm

I have a polyamorous relationship with myself, but it's beginning to fall part as my right hand is getting increasingly more jealous of the left.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:01 pm

I'd date myself. It'd be awesome.
I've got long hair and impressive man tits so it'd be like fucking a fat chick from behind anyway.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Metal_saddle » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:09 pm

dating myself would be something i never want to think about too scary :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:13 pm

The date-that's-not-really-a-date-but-it-sounds-suspiciously-like-one-though-it's-probably-just-hanging-out-as-friends-but-I'll-blatantly-overthink-it-like-I-already-have-done-all-week is drawing near! Chinese + Die Hard 4.0 + Local gig. I've offered to be a gent and drive (to be fair she normally drives to mine and she drove last time we went to a gig).
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Postby Fibbly » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:14 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:17 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby metalsam » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:23 pm

Applecore wrote:The date-that's-not-really-a-date-but-it-sounds-suspiciously-like-one-though-it's-probably-just-hanging-out-as-friends-but-I'll-blatantly-overthink-it-like-I-already-have-done-all-week is drawing near! Chinese + Die Hard 4.0 + Local gig. I've offered to be a gent and drive (to be fair she normally drives to mine and she drove last time we went to a gig).
Wish me luck, kids!


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:24 pm

metalsam wrote:
Applecore wrote:The date-that's-not-really-a-date-but-it-sounds-suspiciously-like-one-though-it's-probably-just-hanging-out-as-friends-but-I'll-blatantly-overthink-it-like-I-already-have-done-all-week is drawing near! Chinese + Die Hard 4.0 + Local gig. I've offered to be a gent and drive (to be fair she normally drives to mine and she drove last time we went to a gig).
Wish me luck, kids!


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:24 pm

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Applecore wrote:Wish me luck, kids!

I wish you luck for staying friends in your friendzone, go get 'em!

Tbh, I'm not expecting a movie-style ending where she'll realise that actually, she does like me and everything goes fantastic.
In fact, I can probably predict exactly what'll happen right now:

I'll pick her up, tell her she looks great, we'll go get the chinese. If she offers any money towards it I'll refuse to take it and insist that I pay (I can thank my Dad for me being like that, damn his manners). We'll eat the chinese and make small talk and take the piss out of the movie. We'll go to the gig, more small talk. I'll take her home afterwards, when we get to hers I'll get out of the car to hug her. She'll say we've got to do it again sometime and I'll then go home and crywank myself to sleep. If anyone asks how it went I'll say it was good, but nothing happened and that I guess we're only meant to be friends.
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