The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:12 pm

Finnvitka wrote:
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Fjar wrote:. I vaguely remember it being decided in Bradford that if Arctic Fury get big and famous, they'll pay for a boob job for me.


We did? Shit.

I actually agree with Amy. Again. I need to stop doing this.


That's because I'm the only person on this forum that talks anything resembling sense ever.

Apart from Joe and HerzSam


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Hez » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:21 pm

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MentalInfestation wrote:Women like that deserve all they get IMO.


I see. So they want me to rape them, because they don't want me to?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:22 pm

I can occasionally talk sense :B
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:25 pm

Hez wrote:
Jobdone wrote:
MentalInfestation wrote:Women like that deserve all they get IMO.


I see. So they want me to rape them, because they don't want me to?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:26 pm

Who made you judge, eh? EH?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:01 pm

Finnvitka wrote:I'm the only person on this forum that talks anything resembling sense ever.

Apart from Joe and HerzSam


Hey! I talk loads of.. I'll fuck off now.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby krampus » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:41 am

A lot of girls confuse "stalker" for "persistent guy who likes me and won't give up or take hints."

That's not stalking...though it is sad.

I had a guy who would sneak on my balcony and watch me through my living room window, and I think he stole a few pairs of my panties. I went out on the balcony one day and saw him there, chewed him out in Japanese, called the police, and he hasn't been back.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:52 am

*insert bitter ramblings here*

I can't even articulate how I feel, it's really annoying. I basically need to man the fuck up and move on but I'm not brilliant at that (more so the moving on, I'm pretty manly as is).

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Luke- » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:00 am

Smindas wrote:*insert bitter ramblings here*

I can't even articulate how I feel, it's really annoying. I basically need to man the fuck up and move on but I'm not brilliant at that (more so the moving on, I'm pretty manly as is).


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jage » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:39 am

krampus wrote:A lot of girls confuse "stalker" for "persistent guy who likes me and won't give up or take hints."

That's not stalking...though it is sad.

I had a guy who would sneak on my balcony and watch me through my living room window, and I think he stole a few pairs of my panties. I went out on the balcony one day and saw him there, chewed him out in Japanese, called the police, and he hasn't been back.



I know there's like an element of fear involved for you because he could have tried to attack you or something, but the I do find the idea of someone stealing a girls panties pretty hilarious. On the other hand some girls wear really expensive underwear.

You should have left a pair on the balcony absolutely coated in super glue or something.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:07 am

Luke- wrote:
Smindas wrote:*insert bitter ramblings here*

I can't even articulate how I feel, it's really annoying. I basically need to man the fuck up and move on but I'm not brilliant at that (more so the moving on, I'm pretty manly as is).


I see pride!
I see power!
I see a bad-ass mudda, who don't take no crap off of no one!

I SEE PRIDE!
I SEE POWER!
I SEE A BAD-ASS MUDDA, WHO DON'T TAKE NO CRAP OFF OF NO ONE!


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:37 pm

Jage wrote:
krampus wrote:A lot of girls confuse "stalker" for "persistent guy who likes me and won't give up or take hints."

That's not stalking...though it is sad.

I had a guy who would sneak on my balcony and watch me through my living room window, and I think he stole a few pairs of my panties. I went out on the balcony one day and saw him there, chewed him out in Japanese, called the police, and he hasn't been back.



I know there's like an element of fear involved for you because he could have tried to attack you or something, but the I do find the idea of someone stealing a girls panties pretty hilarious. On the other hand some girls wear really expensive underwear.

You should have left a pair on the balcony absolutely coated in super glue or something.

I can't help but think of one of those shit american frat movies where they're all like 'We're going on a panty raid braaaaah'.
Although catching a guy on my balcony would propperly shit me up (partly because i don't have a balcony...) :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:38 pm

Was the guy Japanese? He could have just gone to a vending machine and got some panties surely.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Zaibatsu » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:08 pm

All this talk of girls being stalked means I have to post this.... http://www.ninjapirate.com/article/stalking

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby twilightoftheidols » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:13 pm

"A girl's idea of a hint is going out to dinner with a guy and using her chewing to say 'leave me alone' in morse code."

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