The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Zaibatsu » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:16 pm

That bit is particularly hilarious :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:28 pm

lol, i've never been stalked. I think I'm too scary.
Oh actually there was this weird guy once who saw me at a gig or something and then trawled through the internet to find me somehow and sent me messages every day, asking what gigs i'd be going to next and stuff and kept trying to add me on msn with all these different email addresses... yeah that was a bit odd. But it was just a simple case of keeping my life private on the internet for a bit, didn't worry me so much, like I didnt actually think I was at risk from rape or owt :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:33 pm

I had a stalker once.


Problem was I sat next to her at school. For all classes bar Maths and the Sciences.
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Postby Moonburp » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:40 pm

I think I had a stalker. She always used to have a house looking over the tree I always sat in and the panties I found always seemed to be hers.

Weird people, eh?

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Postby AnnihiSlateR » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:44 pm

I had a girl follow me all the way to manchester and back, and even bought a thin lizzy tshirt cause I had one, despite not knowing their music (she was a friend of a friend, so thats how I know that).
She would just watch me at dinner times at school. Its was a bit weird, as she was fully aware I knew, but still carried on regardless.

obviously nothing major on the grand scheme of things, and some might say it was more an obsession I suppose.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby clare-l » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:51 pm

I think the guy who finds out which room you're in (from over 1000 in a residence with four main buildings) with only your first name is pretty persistent.

Luckily he got the message before it carried on.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby isabiggles » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:23 pm

I'm less of the stalkee and more of you know..

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Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:30 pm

Can't really say I've ever had a stalker, probably because I'm apparently intimidating.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:33 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:Can't really say I've ever had a stalker, probably because I'm apparently intimidating.


Pfft, if a male's truly by a male then doesn't deserve to be a stalker
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:42 pm

Twaddlefish wrote:I had a stalker once.


Problem was I sat next to her at school. For all classes bar Maths and the Sciences.



Was this the handwriting girl? :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:53 pm

Never been stalked but we use to have animal rights nut jobs come to where I use to work occasionally and generally be a nuisance,
the scariest thing that ever happened was that one was waiting on the platform for the train back to Reading and saw my security badge (my own stupid fault we aren't meant to have them on outside the building for this very reason), he then followed me up the platform and was giving me grief and then sat next to me on the train and was being a twat.

I was terrified he would see where I lived as I live very near the station, but I bumped into Chris at the station and we ended up going for drinks in town.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby krampus » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:25 am

yeah balcony peeper was Japanese. i was more angry than scared because i just wanted to have a nice relaxing night, but i was scared enough to lose my appetite for a couple hours.

how's this for a mindfuck bizarre love triangle? you meet someone but you're in a relationship and your current partner is a far better match than this new person. still, feelings develop on both sides. then out of some strange impulse to get the new person laid (for vicarious living or pure altruism), you set them up with one of your best friends, and they end up liking each other and are probably going to date, but the feelings between you and the "new person" haven't changed at all. meanwhile, your relationship is growing stronger than ever and you are thinking about possibly marrying them one day.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jage » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:58 am

Every single day think about how god dam ugly his knees are until you can't even stand next to him without having that slight desire to vomit and run back to the soon to be hubby permanently.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:12 am

Jage wrote:Every single day think about how god dam ugly his knees are until you can't even stand next to him without having that slight desire to vomit and run back to the soon to be hubby permanently.


That's the most bizarre advice I've seen in this thread yet :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby uber_scran » Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:00 pm

Bullshit, I bet people who get stalked love every minute of it. Unless you eventually get strangled.