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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:02 pm
by Podgie.
...after being stripped and raped?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:24 pm
by Fibbly
To be fair, the only "stalking" I had was from a guy I was kinda seeing/had been seeing and it could have been flattering if it wasn't so annoying. Things like sitting on my doorstep until I opened the door, and appearing in my back garden (which my bedroom overlooked and which backed onto a playing field), and 48 missed calls in an hour just drove me a bit mental after a while.
Although it was sweet that he didn't go to our leavers ball because it meant he wasn't going to see me again and he was too upset. If a little pathetic. Hoho.
He smelt like wet sand anyway.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:34 am
by Amelia
Fibbly wrote:He smelt like wet sand anyway.

:? how the hell does that happen?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:46 am
by Smindas
He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:49 am
by Cookie_
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Oh hai thar!

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:45 am
by Beardy
Smindas wrote:He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.

He was a paedo?

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Dr Fox wrote:Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:48 am
by Darkweasel
uber_scran wrote:Bullshit, I bet people who get stalked love every minute of it. Unless you eventually get strangled.

I married mine.
Tbf, she was a pretty crap stalker.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:45 pm
by Fjar
Darkweasel wrote:I married mine.
Tbf, she was a pretty crap stalker.


I wish I'd stalked James more, so he could say the same thing. :D

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:14 pm
by Smindas
Beardy wrote:
Smindas wrote:He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.

He was a paedo?

Image

Dr Fox wrote:Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

God I love Brass Eye / anything to do with Chris Morris.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:35 am
by Ndnd
I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:16 am
by metalsam
What about Rachel's speech from the start of Friends? You could end it by saying that actually, you are a shoe. Or something from the Futurama where Fry moves the stars.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:44 pm
by Nantha
I just told the guy I was seeing to stuff it. He let me down yet again.
Fed up of being picked up and dropped whenever he fucking feels like it.
So yeah, no more.
Hamdir is officially on the prowl, and oh look, Paganfest in two days :B

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:06 pm
by uber_scran
Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:


So it isn't a church ceremony?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:09 pm
by AnnihiSlateR
Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:

Shakespeare - Sonnet 116

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

don't know if thats the kind of thing you had in mind?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:20 pm
by Ndnd
uber_scran wrote:
Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait :).

We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).

Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.

Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.

I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside :eyes:


So it isn't a church ceremony?


No. It's a Civil Ceremony at our venue.