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Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:19 pm
by Trappy666
My mind is emotionally fucked over a girl I really really like (and she said she really really liked me)

I just can't wait till January and fuck off around Europe to clear my head.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:45 pm
by Luke-
Trappy666 wrote:My mind is emotionally fucked over a girl I really really like (and she said she really really liked me)


So whats the problem there :S?

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:10 pm
by keera_envenomed
Smindas wrote:Girls are annoying. They need to cut that out.


So you will be getting one of those Real Dolls then?

I'm sure you and Davecat could strike up a very meaningful friendship :lol:

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:26 pm
by Smindas
I'd completely managed to block those from my memory until just now. Thank you Hannah, I am not going to be able to sleep tonight.

Fucking Davecat.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:58 pm
by Luke-
Fatima is the best.
Look her up.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:02 pm
by keera_envenomed
Smindas wrote:I'd completely managed to block those from my memory until just now. Thank you Hannah, I am not going to be able to sleep tonight.

Fucking Davecat.


Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :flame:

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:08 pm
by Twaddlefish
Trappy666 wrote:I just can't wait till January and fuck off around Europe to clear my head.


I went to Australia away from the girl at the time. Distance did nothing to help.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:21 pm
by Freyja
So yeah, I got asked out today.


....admittedly it was by a kid who couldnt have been any older than a year 8, who came up to me just as i was leaving school saying 'excuse me, will you go out with my friend over there? *points* he really really fancies you. he was telling me he wanted to rape you.' rofl.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:27 pm
by HollyTheHeadbanger
Haha you're not the only one who gets that. :lol:

Fuck knows if they actually realise how retarded they appear to the public though.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:26 pm
by splellen
I keep getting cornered by drunk old men at the bus stop.

Why oh WHY is it never young, long haired, sober, good looking guys!!?
Gutted.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:01 pm
by Smindas
splellen wrote:I keep getting cornered by drunk old men at the bus stop.

Why oh WHY is it never young, long haired, sober, good looking guys!!?
Gutted.

Because we are a rare breed.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:08 pm
by enemywithin
the guy i really really like's best friend asked me out today.. felt bad so i said yes, planning to break it off asap.. found out about ten minutes after i said yes that the guy i really really like was planning on asking me out.. fucking gutted

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:34 pm
by Big D
splellen wrote:I keep getting cornered by drunk old men at the bus stop.

Why oh WHY is it never young, long haired, sober, good looking guys!!?
Gutted.


I've been on the receiving end of the disaff version. Minding my own business at a bus stop and a woman wanders up and says, IIRC "I have blue eyes, long blonde hair and a 38DD bust. Would you like to come home and make love to me?"

Being a gentleman I refrained from pointing out that she also had a face like a dropped haemorrhoid, a bigger beergut than Bernard Manning and was clearly mad as a stoat. She may have been a catch back before the Korean War, mind.

So yeah. The only women I attract are pissed and/or mental. Thank you universe. :x

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:15 pm
by Luke-
Big D wrote: So yeah. The only women I attract are pissed and/or mental. Thank you universe. :x


I don't even get that :P.
Twice in the past two weeks have I gone into a place (club and cinema) and the girls stamping hands/checking tickets have insisted that I shouldn't enjoy myself.

Re: The Relationships Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:14 pm
by Rickles_the_Mighty
Freyja wrote:he was telling me he wanted to rape you.' rofl.


o_O