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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Looky » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:34 pm

Jobdone wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_vrna2qvhw

I know this will be as bad as all the rest new Sonic games, but I really want it to be good.


The 3D version of Chemical Plant actually looks ace :eyes:.
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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Looky » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:36 pm

herzeleid wrote:And it's the only ending a Rockstar game can have now. It was so shit in Red Dead, I remember my exact thinking

'Oh, his son, well I guess this could be alright if he's like his dad, and he has the same mighty horse as before...'

"WORK YA DAMN NAG!"

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:37 pm

No, you did... I said that :P

I also heard the PS3 version is bugged to fuck, you get shit stuttering and whatnot a lot, care to dispel/confirm?

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Looky » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:42 pm

herzeleid wrote:No, you did... I said that :P

I also heard the PS3 version is bugged to fuck, you get shit stuttering and whatnot a lot, care to dispel/confirm?


I've just realised that's probably what Jack said and you're annoyed at that. I'd forgotten, and really it sounds like something you'd say too :P

And I didn't experience any of that, I thought it was the Xbox version that was bugged to fuck with all those YouTube videos of Horsewomen and Menjackels and things.
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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:46 pm

I thought that was PS3, I never got a single problemo and heard things about it. Also Yahtzee's review was of the PS3 version and he spent ages whining about the bugs :P

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby RedTeamWins » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:57 pm

What the hell is this "two Sonics" business?

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:19 pm

the only bug i ever got in red dead was the infamous cougar man. this was not a bad thing.

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:44 pm

I didnt knowingly get any. I only notice bugs when I have to restart my xbox to progress in the game anyway.

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Jobdone » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:42 pm

herzeleid wrote:
I bet a million internet fame points that Max dies at the end.


That, or Max Payne slowly devolves into a bad franchise with titles like FEEL THE PAYNE and PAYNE THRESHOLD and DOES ANYONE EVER GET THAT RANDOM PAYNE IN YOUR CHEST AND YOU FREAK OUT FOR LIKE HALF A MINUTE THINKING YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DIE, BUT THEN IT PASSES AND YOU LAUGH AT HOW SILLY YOUR OVERREACTION WAS, BUT THEN LATE AT NIGHT YOU FIND YOURSELF STARING AT YOUR CEILING THINKING ABOUT IT AND IT DEPRESSES YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE IN YOUR UNDERWHELMING LIFE THAN THAT BRIEF PERIOD WHERE YOU STARED YOUR OWN MORTALITY IN THE FACE.
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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Applecore » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:51 pm

Jobdone wrote:
herzeleid wrote:
I bet a million internet fame points that Max dies at the end.


That, or Max Payne slowly devolves into a bad franchise with titles like FEEL THE PAYNE and PAYNE THRESHOLD and DOES ANYONE EVER GET THAT RANDOM PAYNE IN YOUR CHEST AND YOU FREAK OUT FOR LIKE HALF A MINUTE THINKING YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DIE, BUT THEN IT PASSES AND YOU LAUGH AT HOW SILLY YOUR OVERREACTION WAS, BUT THEN LATE AT NIGHT YOU FIND YOURSELF STARING AT YOUR CEILING THINKING ABOUT IT AND IT DEPRESSES YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE IN YOUR UNDERWHELMING LIFE THAN THAT BRIEF PERIOD WHERE YOU STARED YOUR OWN MORTALITY IN THE FACE.

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:06 pm

devolves into a bad franchise? im sure it started as one joe...

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby Jobdone » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:09 pm

CrappyMike wrote:devolves into a bad franchise? im sure it started as one joe...


See Mike.

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:13 pm

no, i actually just dont like max payne

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby VizardAmata » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:37 pm

http://store.steampowered.com/app/58550/

What is this I don't even...

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Re: Computer Games Thread

Postby CrappyMike » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:46 pm

damn it, a PC game i'll have no choice but to purchase