A free-for-all thread

Postby **Heralder** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:43 pm

Warsteiner = Good

Postby **Twaddlefish** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:50 pm

My new belt buckle is cool but I have to lean back when I sit down. It's a big circle with two guitars on.

Postby **Heralder** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:52 pm

Me and my girl are heading to Gothenburg this weekend. Should be fun

Postby **Darken** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:59 am

Sir Mulkalot wrote:Me and my girl are heading to Gothenburg this weekend. Should be fun

it will. Too bad we can't take the swords

Postby **Jonoleth** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:21 am

http://monkeyfluids.blogspot.com/

Postby **Sherry** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:17 am

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the doctor, "but I'll do a blood test

and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" Said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" Asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?"

Asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood

transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." Said the doctor

SCROLL DOWN

KEEP GOING

This is good - wait for it .... .... .... .... ....

"Your mother must have been a carrier"

Last.fm · Postby **jackcake** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:04 pm

Postby **Lick Mars** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:35 pm

hehehehe.

Postby **Ross** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:28 pm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... do&pl=true

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... do&pl=true

StormBitch · Postby **StormBitch** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:14 pm

Richie Hell wrote:You can put some in my bedroom if you like.

Not your kitchen?

Kinkeeeee!

Postby **Big D** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:37 pm

I made a special trip up to London to catch "Metal- A Headbanger's Journey. (Odeon Panton St)" Pretty respectable and sometimes quite funny.
The reviews have, so far, been mostly positive too. Quite a few of them seem surprised that Metal musicians can be articulate. (Although the Norwegian Black Metal guys do themselves no favours.)

Postby **Black Utopia** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:19 am

Yeah, i saw it yesterday in Glasgow, i thought it was awesome. Not just another metal doc, but a respectable one. There was about 30 minutes at wacken; who can't respect that!?

As much as he's an idiot, and just a plain psycho, Gaal's answers were funny as hell.

Postby **Jonoleth** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:50 am

Aye it was on in Leeds last weekend but I couldnt go, it clashed with Stockfest...

I'm keen to see it though.

Postby **Sherry** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:18 pm

Jonoleth wrote:Aye it was on in Leeds last weekend but I couldnt go, it clashed with Stockfest...

I'm keen to see it though.

Its on general release around May 12th, I think

we should go en masse and make a metal night of it !!

Postby **Twaddlefish** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:23 pm

Sherry wrote:
Jonoleth wrote:Aye it was on in Leeds last weekend but I couldnt go, it clashed with Stockfest...

I'm keen to see it though.

Its on general release around May 12th, I think

we should go en masse and make a metal night of it !!

that would be awesome!

everyone come to york, as i'm lazy and broke!