What made you Lol Today?

[Danroush]

Pretty amusing article:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/andre ... -the-left/

Interesting that this came from the Torygraph, it's like how a few months back the Fail published an article insulting it's own right-wing demographic

[Kami]

Think I've found an ideal birthday present for Jenny.

[knottyolly]

[GetToTheChoppar]

[Jobdone]

Just remembered this.

It's a combination of funny and terrifying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

[Darkweasel]

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

An example:

By now, my wizards sleeve was dripping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. When he removed his brie baton from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the toilet twinkie off his chorizo howitzer. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ocean's 11 inches made my minge mucus haemorrhage like a slug in a salt mine. With my roast beef platter now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start probing my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a stink pickle, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my kipper dinghy still draining. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had other ideas.

[NeglectedField]

The pounding of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his trouser bowser deep in my chocolate starfish. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight slamming my gaping clam cavern made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like Brian May's plughole, and I was no different! He launched a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my rack just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I can't wait to devour the creamy load from his vein cane.

[VirginInvader]

Haha, fucking brilliant

[Darkweasel]

Brian May's plughole

[Jobdone]

That's fucking amazing.

[NeglectedField]

Brian May's plughole

Yeah that bit got me the most

[Imperanonn]

Must've read about 30 of them, but this is by far the best.

I can't wait to suck the cock custard from his washington monument. Inserting a gerbil into my kipper dinghy got me gushing sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. The thrusting of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my cocoa channel. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my cod crater was foaming like a slavering dog.

Out of every word for penis ever, blood engorged mayonnaise cannon just takes it.

[VirginInvader]

I'm going to make a note of that one for future use

[keera_envenomed]

They are actually far more interesting to read than the original book.

[Megadeth502]

Must've read about 30 of them, but this is by far the best.

I can't wait to suck the cock custard from his washington monument. Inserting a gerbil into my kipper dinghy got me gushing sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. The thrusting of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my cocoa channel. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my cod crater was foaming like a slavering dog.

Out of every word for penis ever, blood engorged mayonnaise cannon just takes it.

Hahaha! Sat in the canteen at work on my own pissing myself at this and I'm getting a few funny looks lol