What made you Lol Today?

[kanet666]

From a local Reptile pet store's facebook:

Four-foot-long deadly snake named ‘Hissing Sid’ evades police who even scramble a helicopter to look for him
This has got to be the silliest 'news' story I have ever seen.

1. It's a Ghost Corn Snake. Not in the least bit dangerous (unless you are a mouse).
2. At 4', it could overpower 3 adults??? Please!!
3. A danger to kids? A hamster would be more dangerous. seriously.
4. The police went looking for it with a thermal imaging camera... a COLD-BLOODED reptile???
5. 'Experts' couldn't identify it any better than "a non-native species, probably a constrictor". Get yourself some better experts.

Daily Fail does it again

It isn't as bad as when a whole police force surrounded a field and got a helicopter out because they thought there was a Siberian Tiger on the loose when it was actually a large stuffed toy tiger, it was on the BBC News website a while back.

[Owen]

My brother and his friend were walking home once and a panther jumped out of nowhere and stared at them for a bit, then it fucked off.

[Azubi]

Like a mayoral white-haired walrus in pin-stripe and parachute harness, London’s Boris hung legs-askew over the masses, as if held there by sheer charisma and divine right, before demanding a rope and ladder to return himself to terra firma.

RT actually has a sense of humour for once!

[Megadeth502]

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

got a union jack mankini from my housemate for my birthday- then proceeded to try to wipe my balls on him while wearing it.

[MetalBeast]

The sideburns thing on Channel 4 News.

Matt Frei and Krishnan Guru-Murthy had fake sideburns on in tribute to Bradley Wiggins.

[Imperanonn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3NBSf4_GE&feature=plcp

Seriously this video. Everything on that channel is fucking class as well.

[Owen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AfPa1_v ... re=related

[NeglectedField]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3NBSf4_GE&feature=plcp

Seriously this video. Everything on that channel is fucking class as well.

The almost picking up chicks one is painful to watch.

[GetToTheChoppar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3NBSf4_GE&feature=plcp

Seriously this video. Everything on that channel is fucking class as well.

The almost picking up chicks one is painful to watch.

"Can I have a bite of your food?" is worse.

[Womble]

Friend asked me in the pub if I wanted to be a part of smoking "the biggest joint you'll ever see", so naturally I accepted.

Jesus, she wasn't kidding. It was over 20cm long and looked like it'd been taken straight out of a stoner comedy film...

[Delightful-Jim]

Friend asked me in the pub if I wanted to be a part of smoking "the biggest joint you'll ever see", so naturally I accepted.

Jesus, she wasn't kidding. It was over 20cm long and looked like it'd been taken straight out of a stoner comedy film...

God your pub sounds awesome. O_O

[PhilMow]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19088455

[MetalBeast]

Friend asked me in the pub if I wanted to be a part of smoking "the biggest joint you'll ever see", so naturally I accepted.

Jesus, she wasn't kidding. It was over 20cm long and looked like it'd been taken straight out of a stoner comedy film...

I thought this was going to be some sort of Gilbert Ratchet type joke and they were going to have taken you to a smokery that was processing a particularly large piece of meat.

[Beardy]

Was it the fabled Camberwell Carrot?