The Relationships Thread

[JageReturns]

I'm so sick of how fickle and shallow people can be.

[V-Man]

Get in the forever alone thread you tinker!

[Cowbacca]

Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:

[Jim]

What are you, gay?

[keera_envenomed]

Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:

Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.

[Jim]

Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:

Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.

[Delightful-Jim]

Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.

TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:

Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.

I think this is the single best piece of advice I've seen on the forum.

Like, ever.

[Cowbacca]

Spiffing advice, I'll be sure to try it out. I'll then come and post many a woeful remark on this thread.

[Bisset]

I know Cowbacca belongs to the forums now but can I have joint custody of him?

[Cowbacca]

I know Cowbacca belongs to the forums now but can I have joint custody of him?

So it's not just women who want me, eh?

[Bisset]

You'll be beating us off with sticks.

Not in the dirty sense. Why would you think that? What is wrong with you?

[Cowbacca]

But beating people with sticks is an important part of the Cowbacca mating ritual!

[Womble]

Things seemed to be going well with a bird, but then nothing.

Her loss!

[JageReturns]

At least I'm good looking. :/

[Delightful-Jim]

At least I'm good looking. :/

Shut up.