The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:50 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:20 pm

"Oh Annihislater, i'm so upset, I had a really stressful day, weep"

"REASON INVALID, TEARS OBSCENE, THIS CONVERSATION SERVES NO PURPOSE. GOODBYE."

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby De Stijl » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:03 pm

You mean that doesn't work?!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:53 pm

Ignore this, retard moment
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:40 am

Andrewhall28 wrote:
Noodle wrote:"Hi, this is *name*. I'm fucking him/her".

That works, right?


what if you're catholic :lol:



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:50 am

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
Andrewhall28 wrote:
Noodle wrote:"Hi, this is *name*. I'm fucking him/her".

That works, right?


what if you're catholic :lol:



I've never met a catholic girl whose knees have ever met in her life. Prod girls are always the prudish ones.



Probably because they're told masturbation is sinful and so are more likely to get "addicted" to sex (massive generalisations)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby tranmerefan » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:02 am

I do hope if they're deeply religous they're not picking and choosing what part of the bible to follow. That won't wash with St Peter...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Czech's Mate » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:33 am

tranmerefan wrote:I do hope if they're deeply religous they're not picking and choosing what part of the bible to follow. That won't wash with St Peter...

If they are deeply religious they won't be picking and choosing....it's the ones that aren't quite as religious as they make out that risk eternal damnation :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:11 am

gandalf the red wrote:Funnily enough the two most promiscious girls I've even known were catholic girls and they were both called Anne-Marie. :lol:



Sounds about right :lol:
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Postby MetalBeast » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:32 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:18 pm

So it took many months of not really being arsed about changing the settings, but it's now Facebook Officialtm.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:21 pm

Noodle wrote:So it took many months of not really being arsed about changing the settings, but it's now Facebook Officialtm.



Great to hear, Will! I'm very happy for both of you :)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Immort_Reaper » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:14 pm

Dry spell has been ended!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheThirdComing » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:48 pm

THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED

CHAINED UNTO MY BED

still need to talk to this chick. I don't want to go out to the student bar or clubs this year so it's going to be a bit shit on this front. I could do with something long term but still not serious.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:09 am

You're such a bellend dude.
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