The Relationships Thread
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you got assburgers
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"Oh Annihislater, i'm so upset, I had a really stressful day, weep"
"REASON INVALID, TEARS OBSCENE, THIS CONVERSATION SERVES NO PURPOSE. GOODBYE."
You gotta pretend, bro!
"REASON INVALID, TEARS OBSCENE, THIS CONVERSATION SERVES NO PURPOSE. GOODBYE."
You gotta pretend, bro!
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You mean that doesn't work?!
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Ignore this, retard moment
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Andrewhall28 wrote:Noodle wrote:"Hi, this is *name*. I'm fucking him/her".
That works, right?
what if you're catholic
I've never met a catholic girl whose knees have ever met in her life. Prod girls are always the prudish ones.
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Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Andrewhall28 wrote:Noodle wrote:"Hi, this is *name*. I'm fucking him/her".
That works, right?
what if you're catholic
I've never met a catholic girl whose knees have ever met in her life. Prod girls are always the prudish ones.
Probably because they're told masturbation is sinful and so are more likely to get "addicted" to sex (massive generalisations)
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I do hope if they're deeply religous they're not picking and choosing what part of the bible to follow. That won't wash with St Peter...
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tranmerefan wrote:I do hope if they're deeply religous they're not picking and choosing what part of the bible to follow. That won't wash with St Peter...
If they are deeply religious they won't be picking and choosing....it's the ones that aren't quite as religious as they make out that risk eternal damnation
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gandalf the red wrote:Funnily enough the two most promiscious girls I've even known were catholic girls and they were both called Anne-Marie.
Sounds about right
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All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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If it sounds good, listen to it
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Noodle wrote:So it took many months of not really being arsed about changing the settings, but it's now Facebook Officialtm.
Great to hear, Will! I'm very happy for both of you
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Dry spell has been ended!
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THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED
CHAINED UNTO MY BED
still need to talk to this chick. I don't want to go out to the student bar or clubs this year so it's going to be a bit shit on this front. I could do with something long term but still not serious.
CHAINED UNTO MY BED
still need to talk to this chick. I don't want to go out to the student bar or clubs this year so it's going to be a bit shit on this front. I could do with something long term but still not serious.
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You're such a bellend dude.
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