The Relationships Thread

[thehairyone]

Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away

Only 250? It's worth it.

[Womble]

Googled 'Polish women' to see what they looked like generally.

Ania has a WWII doppelgänger! : http://www.flickr.com/photos/7711591@N04/3294770523/

There's definitely some similarities. A lost relative perhaps?

[peypea]

Googled 'Polish women' to see what they looked like generally.

Ania has a WWII doppelgänger! : http://www.flickr.com/photos/7711591@N04/3294770523/

I disagree

Yeah, sorry Fjar, I have to agree with Alex. There is a little similarity but it's really just in the looking Polish thing!

And Ben, the only relatives I have in Warsaw are the ones that moved there a few years ago! None of our family were involved in the uprising, or were in Warsaw at the time!

I've seen better matches but they wouldn't be appropriate

Yeah, people have already shown me porn of girls they thought looked like me None of them looked anything like me though! If there's any pornstar that looks like me, I feel sorry for them!

[Moonburp]

Fellas, there's hope for you yet.

[Azubi]

Quick! Someone post the follow on!

[xBERSERKERx]

Pretty sure there is a continuation of that same relationship from the same girl saying, "think it's best to stay as friends".

Beat me to it in seconds.

[Urisk]

Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away

250 miles! You can walk there and back!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtW ... re=related

Haha yeah! It's not the only "thing" though.

[TheThirdComing]

THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED

CHAINED UNTO MY BED

still need to talk to this chick. I don't want to go out to the student bar or clubs this year so it's going to be a bit shit on this front. I could do with something long term but still not serious.

Spoke to the chick. She has a bf. OH FUCK PLANS SPOILT FAIL.

I might go out tonight. It will take some pre drinking though. I hope I don't throw up in my room.

[Noodle]

Well a good friend of mine recently admitted to having strong feelings for me. Sadly there are a few complications; quite a major one being she lives 250 miles away

250 miles! You can walk there and back!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtW ... re=related

Haha yeah! It's not the only "thing" though.

Married. Father's a criminal mastermind. Husband's a trained assassin.

Still salvageable.

[Urisk]

Haha not quite.


Playing on Saturday however. Wishful Thinking dictates I shall get me a groupie






Hell yeah!

[Nantha]

Well fuck. I actually made a relationship last a year
Toast to myself

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Realised I need to catch myself on an stop lamenting things not working out with the last girl I was involved with. Heading to the English society fresher's shindig on a barge next wednesday. Best case scenario I meet someone I really like, worst case scenario I take some impressionable young fresher who's never gone more than 15 miles from her family farm back to mine. Either would be better than the past couple of weeks of self-pitying anyway.

[TheThirdComing]

Sink the bed into the floorboards mate.

[peypea]

Realised I need to catch myself on an stop lamenting things not working out with the last girl I was involved with. Heading to the English society fresher's shindig on a barge next wednesday. Best case scenario I meet someone I really like, worst case scenario I take some impressionable young fresher who's never gone more than 15 miles from her family farm back to mine. Either would be better than the past couple of weeks of self-pitying anyway.

...Why do you have to take someone home at all? I don't get it. Can't you have a fun time regardless? (I'm not criticising if it sounds like I am by the way! I just don't understand!)

[GetToTheChoppar]

Well fuck. I actually made a relationship last a year
Toast to myself

Congrats!