A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember but you were in a pile-up on the
motorway.
Now you're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but
something
happened.
I'm trying to break this gently but your p@nis was chopped off in
the
wreck and we were unable to find it." Now the bloke groans a bit
but
the doctor goes on "But it's going to be alright, we have the
technology
now
to build you a new one that will work as well as your old one did,
better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap.
It's a thousand pounds an inch". The bloke perks up at this, even
though it's a thousand pounds an inch. "So the thing is" the
doctor
says, " it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's
something you'd better discuss with your wife.
I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for
a
nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
inch
one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
time she
might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a vital
role
in helping you make the decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes
back
the next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your
wife?".
"I have " says the fellow. "And has she helped you in making the
decision?". "She has" says the bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor. . .
..
..
..
The bloke looks up and says "We're having a new kitchen
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...and presenting...
Fuckup of the year on video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TLlZlPnkA
The out of tune guitars, the sloppiness... the classic fall at the start.
I LOL'ed.
Fuckup of the year on video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TLlZlPnkA
The out of tune guitars, the sloppiness... the classic fall at the start.
I LOL'ed.
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I thought they managed really well to recover ... and the sound was pants but not down to them ... I presume the blame for that can be laid elsewhere!
Great that they are getting coverage in the States! I don't think we will see them at BS or BOA again unless they headline ... and I for one think that would be great for the festival!
Great that they are getting coverage in the States! I don't think we will see them at BS or BOA again unless they headline ... and I for one think that would be great for the festival!
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Black Utopia wrote:...and presenting...
Fuckup of the year on video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TLlZlPnkA
The out of tune guitars, the sloppiness... the classic fall at the start.
I LOL'ed.
You forgot the miming
I snored.
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Fuck Carcraft!
They phoned on Friday to say my new car was ready for collection. Great. They phoned again at 10:30 this morning to say there's a fault on the car and they won't let me have it, but if I go up to the site and look around they'll see what they can do on a similar car.
So I went up with Dad, saw a Saxo I liked the look of. After a test drive I agreed to buy for £4,000, £600 more than the original car but they left me alone for so long to think about it that I decided it was no good to me. In the end they offered me another car for £5,000 that I've seen £250 cheaper via their website.
Noticed how the prices have gone up each time?
It looked a nice easy deal. A good car that I liked at a fair price suffers a mystery fault and the alternatives go up in price each time. I'll be getting my deposit back and looking elsewhere. I'm in no huge rush and have plenty of time to find the right car. Bloody annoying though!
They phoned on Friday to say my new car was ready for collection. Great. They phoned again at 10:30 this morning to say there's a fault on the car and they won't let me have it, but if I go up to the site and look around they'll see what they can do on a similar car.
So I went up with Dad, saw a Saxo I liked the look of. After a test drive I agreed to buy for £4,000, £600 more than the original car but they left me alone for so long to think about it that I decided it was no good to me. In the end they offered me another car for £5,000 that I've seen £250 cheaper via their website.
Noticed how the prices have gone up each time?
It looked a nice easy deal. A good car that I liked at a fair price suffers a mystery fault and the alternatives go up in price each time. I'll be getting my deposit back and looking elsewhere. I'm in no huge rush and have plenty of time to find the right car. Bloody annoying though!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTkltmPyvOs
saw this on bbc news this morning and nearlly pissed myself
you may need to watch it twice. frist time watch were the ball goes to start with. then keep ur eyes on the ball boy with the green top.
saw this on bbc news this morning and nearlly pissed myself
you may need to watch it twice. frist time watch were the ball goes to start with. then keep ur eyes on the ball boy with the green top.