What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:21 pm

We do have a hefty trail of disgruntled alumni.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:23 pm

Funny though
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:35 pm

... fine, I'll bite. Sometimes, yes. There have been a few cases that have downright infuriated me though.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby OldGrowler » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:26 pm

kanet666 wrote:A mate of mine had someone try to chat her up in the following manner at a party last night:

"So, what's your favourite pokemon?"
"Charmander"
"Yeah I can tell by the hair [her hair is red], mine is Squirtle because it is what I would like to do all over your face"

Some people :lol:


Haha, I heard this one. Is your mate's name Bex by any chance?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:45 pm

OldGrowler wrote:
kanet666 wrote:A mate of mine had someone try to chat her up in the following manner at a party last night:

"So, what's your favourite pokemon?"
"Charmander"
"Yeah I can tell by the hair [her hair is red], mine is Squirtle because it is what I would like to do all over your face"

Some people :lol:


Haha, I heard this one. Is your mate's name Bex by any chance?


It is indeed. I'd say it was odd you knew that but then saw your location :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby x-tempus » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:36 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:19 pm

Can't take Channel 4 News seriously since the Jimmy Savile Remix thing.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:57 pm

Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:07 pm

A mate posted about Hatebreed's forthcoming UK tour on Facebook earlier today and I clicked the link to their website out of curiosity. Seems Hatebreed do those "VIP Meet & Greet" things - and you have to buy the ticket for the gig separately! So much for that famous hardcore DIY "we're no different from you" ethos eh :lol: :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:22 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:36 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby ZTO » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:48 pm




This is hilarious, typical 3iob :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby x-tempus » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:00 pm

Beardy wrote:Image


:lol: that is brilliant
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby De Stijl » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:04 pm

kanet666 wrote:A mate of mine had someone try to chat her up in the following manner at a party last night:

"So, what's your favourite pokemon?"
"Charmander"
"Yeah I can tell by the hair [her hair is red], mine is Squirtle because it is what I would like to do all over your face"

Some people :lol:


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:23 pm

I want to start my own multinational corporation. Not for the money or the power or cos I've got a great business idea or to actually achieve something, just so I can create the whole business ethos around quotes from Arnie movies.
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!