The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:45 pm

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Katesyl wrote:Nah, it's always pretty obvious anyway, and it's far more attractive from a female perspective to be a bit inexperienced than desperate and/or acting like you've done more than you actually have. At 16 it isn't the slightest bit weird to have not had sex yet - I'm sure a lot of people on here hadn't, myself included.


That seems to be working for me ;)




OH WAIT hahahahaha


I guess going to an all boys school doesn't help me either


Yeah I was in a similar position at your age (well I finished year 11 the day I turned 16) but then I went somewhere else for 6th form and prospects picked up quite considerably
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby georgebailey96 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:47 pm

That's my plan, to move school...Bit of hope then eh ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:49 pm

georgebailey96 wrote:That's my plan, to move school...Bit of hope then eh ;)



Definitely worth it, I'm assuming you've already applied and everything for the place for next year? Leaving my school to go to somewhere else for 6th form was probably the single best decision of my life so far
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby georgebailey96 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:58 pm

Got my interview for a really good school :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:07 am

georgebailey96 wrote:Got my interview for a really good school :D


I don't know about where you're going, but for Bilborough the interview was essentially "we've already accepted you, we're just making sure you're not insane" kind of thing, and someone else (perhaps even from the forum?) said they had something similar
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby flo » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:14 am

georgebailey96 wrote:Got my interview for a really good school :D


Greenhead?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby thehairyone » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:15 am

Until I read this thread I had completly forgotten it is valentines day tomorrow. Ho hum.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:36 am

Think in my area if you hadn't dropped the V plates by the age of 18 you were considered bent.



Posh area of the Midlands everyone.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby georgebailey96 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:45 am

flo wrote:
georgebailey96 wrote:Got my interview for a really good school :D


Greenhead?
Huddersfield is full o' slags, you'll do just fine.


North Halifax :D

EDIT:It was more than likely a joke, but i'm not after a slag, thats also standing against me :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:51 am

No use you banging the girl of your dreams on first sight of a twat. It will be over and out in 20 seconds flat and she'll be most disappointed. Get yourself a slag, use her as a sock for a couple of months and then go around troll faced.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby flo » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:55 am

Nah, ignore everyone. You do these things at your own pace.

To be fair losing my virginity was so awful I didn't do it for another 2 years because I thought every time was going to be that terrible :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:03 am

Well he isn't going to get any better at it if he doesn't drop his anchor soon. First time is always a bit rubbish. Lost mine to some bint that had a crush on me for months, I had kept her at arms length for a while because she wasn't my type, got steamed up went around her place for nookie, regretted every moment of it because it was her first time as well, and for some reason turns women completely mental. First shag = I want to get married.




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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:24 am

Turbo wrote:First time is always a bit rubbish.



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:29 am

Turbo wrote:Well he isn't going to get any better at it if he doesn't drop his anchor soon. First time is always a bit rubbish. Lost mine to some bint that had a crush on me for months, I had kept her at arms length for a while because she wasn't my type, got steamed up went around her place for nookie, regretted every moment of it because it was her first time as well, and for some reason turns women completely mental. First shag = I want to get married.




She was nothing but a posh mans Kleenex to me.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:31 am

georgebailey96 wrote:i'm not after a slag

You'll learn one day that all women are slags. Stick your cement in as many different mixers as you can while you can, before you end up like me looking back on years of missed opportunities :lol:
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