The Relationships Thread

[jackcake]

Well he isn't going to get any better at it if he doesn't drop his anchor soon. First time is always a bit rubbish. Lost mine to some bint that had a crush on me for months, I had kept her at arms length for a while because she wasn't my type, got steamed up went around her place for nookie, regretted every moment of it because it was her first time as well, and for some reason turns women completely mental. First shag = I want to get married.




She was nothing but a posh mans Kleenex to me.

Classy!

I was 24.

[VirginInvader]

i'm not after a slag

You'll learn one day that all women are slags. Stick your cement in as many different mixers as you can while you can, before you end up like me looking back on years of missed opportunities

[thehairyone]

i.e. Do everything you can NOT to be like Graeme.

[Turbo]

First time is always a bit rubbish.

Sorry babe. x

[VirginInvader]

i.e. Do everything you can NOT to be like Graeme.

If you only listen to one piece of advice you receive on this board, just make sure it's this

[flo]

I was far too young.
I literally was like "I wonder what this is all about" rather than having the horn.
I think 16+ is a good age as you're a bit more mature/ know what to expect.

[Danroush]

I was far too young.
I literally was like "I wonder what this is all about" rather than having the horn.
I think 16+ is a good age as you're a bit more mature/ know what to expect.

Yeah in general I'd agree, but ofc it varies a bit person to person. I think 16 was the right time for me, although I wouldn't have minded a bit earlier

[Turbo]

I was 18. Late in the day for some, but nae worries. I was racking up countries until I met my current missus. So far I have conquered Finland, Poland, Germany and GB.

[Danroush]

I was 18. Late in the day for some, but nae worries. I was racking up countries until I met my current missus. So far I have conquered Finland, Poland, Germany and GB.

I could see myself doing the same. Quick question, what if they're of split heritage?

[Turbo]

I was 18. Late in the day for some, but nae worries. I was racking up countries until I met my current missus. So far I have conquered Finland, Poland, Germany and GB.

I could see myself doing the same. Quick question, what if they're of split heritage?

I didn't ask. They just spoke funny.



I was pretty besotted with the Finnish lass. I met her at Metal Camp 07 and liked her from the beginning, she met up with me in Lübeck in Germany later that year and then I popped over to Helsinki to see her again. Within two weeks of my Finland visit I got word that she was fucking someone else.

[Nantha]

I'm so glad I don't regret my first time It was odd and sort of unplanned but sober and with my first love, so better than most! I still speak to the guy, and that was 8 years ago!
Plenty of time for slagging it up after you've had your first hit, but you'll want that first one to be special aye

[Turbo]

My first was quite odd. She wouldn't allow me to take her bra off for some reason. Probably storing her then boyfriend in there or something. I think the third shag I got was defo third time lucky. Between 18-20, I tried it on with virtually anything. If it had a minge attached to it then I was game. I was a loose cannon in those times. I went into relationships at 21 and have virtually stayed that way to this very day.

[flo]

Wrong thread.
oops...

Might as well add to it now:
I technically lost mine at a party. It lasted all be it 30 seconds before I was like "no thanks, bye" and literally like ran away
Then I waited two years and did it with my then boyfriend and it was still equally as awkward

[VirginInvader]

In a portaloo at a Bon Jovi gig. Beat that.

[house]

You're single? I'm surprised!
But yes Valentine's is probably one of the most pointless things ever![/quote]

Haha yeah
It's not like I don't get busy or anything, but its usually with mutual friends and its literally a decent understanding.
I've been technically single for 4 years in March I've like seen different folk in that time, just not anything official. I don't know how to be a girlfriend anymore
But erm yeah this isn't why I'm bitter about valentines or anything [/quote]

Fair play nowt up with been single, been in a relationship is over rated!