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TheLotusEater193 wrote:AnnihiSlateR wrote:Vicky once said to me (if she remembers or not or would think that way if it happened) she could probably forgive most things, but an emotional bond and loving someone else would hurt most and be hardest to forgive.
According to my psychology classes from a few years ago that makes the most sense in evolutionary terms. Women have more issues with "emotional" cheating and men have more issues with sexual cheating. It's all due to a woman wanting a man to stay around and protect/feed her & her babies yet for men it's more about wanting to spread their seed or something something. I blame gin for this. In my head it made sense.
I wouldn't say it's just women that feel that, I'd care about emotional cheating at least as much as if not more too.
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Danroush wrote:TheLotusEater193 wrote:AnnihiSlateR wrote:Vicky once said to me (if she remembers or not or would think that way if it happened) she could probably forgive most things, but an emotional bond and loving someone else would hurt most and be hardest to forgive.
According to my psychology classes from a few years ago that makes the most sense in evolutionary terms. Women have more issues with "emotional" cheating and men have more issues with sexual cheating. It's all due to a woman wanting a man to stay around and protect/feed her & her babies yet for men it's more about wanting to spread their seed or something something. I blame gin for this. In my head it made sense.
I wouldn't say it's just women that feel that, I'd care about emotional cheating at least as much as if not more too.
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Sometimes I think about touching myself in an inappropriate manner.
Before I can begin to act, a light fills my room and the soothing tones of Sam whisper to me "Stay pure".
In short. Ya'll motherfuckers need Sam.
Before I can begin to act, a light fills my room and the soothing tones of Sam whisper to me "Stay pure".
In short. Ya'll motherfuckers need Sam.
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Andy Hall wrote:Fjar wrote:Of course a peck isn't cheating. Come on.
exactly what I was thinking, but it seems a guy looks at another woman he's cheating, let's be honest though, everyone window shops, even the ladies
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Rules in all my relationships is that kissing guys is cheating but kissing girls aint
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Yes Ania and Joe, you may be my disciples. One day you both will know that there is no greater orgasm than the constant orgasm of ethical and moral purity!
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So back near the end of January, a girl I went to primary school with started texting me. She was the year bellow me so I didn't really know her that well, but we had mutual friends in college and hence had talked a couple of times more recently. Anyway, things progressed and we basically agreed that we were interested in each other and would spend some time together when I went back to Cornwall for the Easter break. She was actually pretty clingy with texts and messages. The first week I was back we spent a few days together, things went pretty well.
Then she completely stopped texting or messaging. After about a week I messaged her asking what was up, and she said something along the lines of "I haven't really been using my phone or laptop recently", which, given she had been starting at least one conversation every day for the past two months, was a bit out of character. After that neither of us messaged each other around a month, so it was definitely just an excuse and not an actual reason. I did throw a text her way the other day asking for the real reason but no reply.
I could completely understand if she decided against wanting romantic attachment for whatever reason, but it would be nice to be told why, or hell, even a simple "Things aren't going to work out, sorry" would do. It seems weird to literally go from kissing someone goodbye to removing them from your life with absolutely no explanation. I'm not being unreasonable in that am I? Would appreciate you guys' opinions on this. I'm sure you'll find some way to inject inappropriate comedy into the situation too.
Then she completely stopped texting or messaging. After about a week I messaged her asking what was up, and she said something along the lines of "I haven't really been using my phone or laptop recently", which, given she had been starting at least one conversation every day for the past two months, was a bit out of character. After that neither of us messaged each other around a month, so it was definitely just an excuse and not an actual reason. I did throw a text her way the other day asking for the real reason but no reply.
I could completely understand if she decided against wanting romantic attachment for whatever reason, but it would be nice to be told why, or hell, even a simple "Things aren't going to work out, sorry" would do. It seems weird to literally go from kissing someone goodbye to removing them from your life with absolutely no explanation. I'm not being unreasonable in that am I? Would appreciate you guys' opinions on this. I'm sure you'll find some way to inject inappropriate comedy into the situation too.
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Cowbacca wrote:<Average female behaviour />
One word: NEXT!
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siliconfury wrote:Cowbacca wrote:<Average female behaviour />
One word: NEXT!
Next won't help if it's average behaviour! Just not knowing what I did wrong (at least in her eyes) is frustrating.
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Being frustrated is what's wrong probably. Either that or you didn't dive into her knickers quick enough.
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She's found someone else or she's just grown bored. I know it's horrid the way she just dropped you, but there's not much you can do about it. Delete her number and forget her.
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So! I have a question for the guys, here:
My husband is not too keen on me attending BOA by myself. He's not interested in the music and wouldn't want to pay for his own ticket, although he sort of says he wants to come along, but I think he's just considering it or testing to see if he's welcome. I'd rather go alone because I like doing things by myself once in a while (I almost never get to, but I frequently wish I could) and I don't really think it would be fun to be with someone who really doesn't like that sort of music at all.
It's not a matter of sexual jealousy: I'm probably taking our oldest son, so no hanky panky planned or really possible.
Anyway, a couple of male friends I know just laughed at the very idea that I would even consider asking to go. One of them said, sarcastically, "Oh yes, wife? You want to go spend the weekend camping out a heavy metal festival while I stay here with our chidlren? Of course I don't have any problem with that! Enjoy! Bon voyage! Yeah, right!!!" And others have just laughed and said I must be taking the piss to even consider it.
But, some women I know are all like "You don't need his permission! You go do what you want to do!"
So, I ask you: how would you feel if your wife wanted to go by herself/without you to a festival that you ordinarily would have no interest in?
My husband is not too keen on me attending BOA by myself. He's not interested in the music and wouldn't want to pay for his own ticket, although he sort of says he wants to come along, but I think he's just considering it or testing to see if he's welcome. I'd rather go alone because I like doing things by myself once in a while (I almost never get to, but I frequently wish I could) and I don't really think it would be fun to be with someone who really doesn't like that sort of music at all.
It's not a matter of sexual jealousy: I'm probably taking our oldest son, so no hanky panky planned or really possible.
Anyway, a couple of male friends I know just laughed at the very idea that I would even consider asking to go. One of them said, sarcastically, "Oh yes, wife? You want to go spend the weekend camping out a heavy metal festival while I stay here with our chidlren? Of course I don't have any problem with that! Enjoy! Bon voyage! Yeah, right!!!" And others have just laughed and said I must be taking the piss to even consider it.
But, some women I know are all like "You don't need his permission! You go do what you want to do!"
So, I ask you: how would you feel if your wife wanted to go by herself/without you to a festival that you ordinarily would have no interest in?
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I'd still go. It's a heck of an experience, and if your husband doesn't want to be a part of it, that's his own business.
So I'd be siding with your women friends, because if I was with someone that acted the way your male friends described, I'd not be impressed.
So I'd be siding with your women friends, because if I was with someone that acted the way your male friends described, I'd not be impressed.