The Relationships Thread

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

I've only ever had two dates. One I came off as a big immature student and she made an excuse and left. I don't know why I said yes anyway. I was trying to chat her knickers off on New Years Eve and she caught me off guard with the "want to go for a drink sometime?" I didn't, but said yes as a reflex action. Found someone else to take home that night anyway.

The other was originally planned as me showing up a few hours early to her house party for sex, but then her parents didn't go away like planned. Still got a blowjob behind Wetherspoons though.

[Ndnd]

You don't count our Weatherperson breakfast as a date?

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

You don't count our Weatherperson breakfast as a date?

Completely forgot about that one


Okay three then. That one was definitely the most successful.

[Katy]

I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.

As sad as it is I've never done anything other than getting drunk and seeing what happens D: One day I'd like to date someone properly, even if it is lame and American!

As an American, I was really surprised to learn that in Britain, it's not the done thing to date more than one person at a time. You hook up (with alcohol as the enabler) and then in the morning you either slink home or stick together as a couple.

In America, you are presumed free to date whomever you like until you have a conversation in which you agree to be monogamous. It's considered uncool to have unprotected sex with more than one person and even protected sex with multiple people is seen as slutty, but you can go out with Bob on Friday, Bill on Saturday, and continue doing this until you decide if you prefer Bob or Bill or maybe just someone else.

I used to date several men at a time, although by the time I'd have sex with someone, I'd narrowed it down to them (or did so immediately after the sex, provided it was good enough that I wanted to repeat the experience.)

[Turbo]

9 times out of 10 its fuck off home and pretend it never happened.

[V-Man]

Americans

[peypea]

OMG Tim I love you.

[Andy Hall]

I've spent 3 hours with a girl, in Starbucks, she asked me to meet her there, it didn't kill me

[Nantha]

I like dates, but they've usually happened after the initial drunk kiss so it's not all weird and nervous usually.

[De Stijl]

OMG Tim I love you.

This.
I'd turn for Tim.

[Andy Hall]

I like dates, but they've usually happened after the initial drunk kiss so it's not all weird and nervous usually.

The thing is I don't go on dates, women never ask me out alone, it was quite a nice feeling, even if it wasn't romantic, it was just nice to have some female company

[Ndnd]

I think I have it sussed quite well. I go on what are pretty much dates with male friends quite a bit. When sex is on the cards I dont want to fanny about talking about pets or waiting for bill I have a very high sex drive and would rather stay in and get another round of fucking in.

Sounds very unclassy but works for me and mates I have dates with know that It's just two mates hsbing a good time and I'm not prick teasing

[Ndnd]

Just to be clear I don't fuck my mates , but have really nice night outs with them.

[VirginInvader]

Apologies if this turns into a rant, but I genuinely can't decide whether to laugh this off like I usually would, or whether I have a right to be genuinely be pissed off
Basically, this girl I had a brief thing with a couple of years ago recently started texting me out of the blue. She asked if I wanted to hang out yesterday, and as I had a free house I was like yeah, come round and we'll have a few drinks and watch a film or something like that. To cut a long story short, she ended up missing the last bus, I said she could crash at mine, one thing led to another and we ended up having sex.
While I was in the shower this morning, she used my laptop to check her Facebook and all that. After she left, I noticed she'd left herself logged in, and as I went to log her out I see on her page she's in a relationship with some other bloke. So she's basically made me a scumbag without me even realising. I think she figured she could sleep with me, and as I don't have Facebook I'd never find out she had a boyfriend. Just for once you know, it'd be really nice to meet a girl who didn't just want to use me and then treat me like shit

[Noodle]

Neither your fault nor your problem, Graeme.