Trivial Grumblings

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Purple n Batty » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:12 am

Ankle that went over again a couple of weeks ago is even more painful now. Hurts just doing nothing, hurts more walking, dancing this week is out the question. Annoyed that my memory is too crap to remember more tunes to be a better morris musician when I can't dance.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Noodle » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:25 am

Fed up with shaving, so haven't bothered for a couple of weeks. Face feels like 2000 itchy pins. It's also for hair what fly paper is for insects. Shaving will take about an hour. I have better shit to do with my life. Stop growing, facial hair!

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Bisset » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:02 am

Upgraded to iOS7, mostly it seems pretty swish but I don't really like the flat look of the buttons or the new music player. Plus the alphabet scroller has disappeared for me on the "artists" section whereas my mate in work has the scroller. Trivial grumbling indeed.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Smindas » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:23 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:The fact I have one sliiightly saggy eye REALLY bugs me. It looks like I've had the tiniest stroke ever. One day when I'm rich i'm gon' get that shit fixed.

Yeah, it really isn't worth dwelling on that. Everyone's face is asymmetrical in plenty of ways and it's those kind of things that only you'll ever notice. It'd probably stand out more if both your eyes were exactly the same.

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby peypea » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:33 pm

Smindas wrote:
TheLotusEater193 wrote:The fact I have one sliiightly saggy eye REALLY bugs me. It looks like I've had the tiniest stroke ever. One day when I'm rich i'm gon' get that shit fixed.

Yeah, it really isn't worth dwelling on that. Everyone's face is asymmetrical in plenty of ways and it's those kind of things that only you'll ever notice. It'd probably stand out more if both your eyes were exactly the same.

Yeah, it isn't. I've noticed my nose is actually quite wonky, so I get your frustrations D: Trying to ignore it is hard but YOU CAN DO EEEET.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Jobdone » Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:55 am

One of my eyes is larger than the other.

Other than that i'm totally perfect.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Katesyl » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:08 am

I've always hated my nose. If I accidentally catch sight of myself in profile in a train window or whatever I'll be there trying to push the bump back in for the next five minutes.

My trivial grumbling is that it's got to the extent that I have to brace myself to look at my bank balance.

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Bisset » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:16 am

I have a slightly lazy eyelid and I focus on it on every photo I get taken. It annoys the hell out of me.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby peypea » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:21 am

I'd like to shrink my nose. I hate it in profile.

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Fjar » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:28 am

Half my face doesn't smile properly. I dunno if it's obvious to anyone else but I noticed it a couple of years ago and now it's all I focus on. :lol:
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby fluffymoo » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:40 am

I hate my brow area. When I relax my face looks slightly neanderthal'ish.
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Womble » Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:55 am

ITT: Pretty girls complaining about really minor things.

Fuckin' women, eh lads?

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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby peypea » Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:57 am

If you hadn't just called us pretty I would cut you <3
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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby Jobdone » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:07 pm

Womble wrote:ITT: Pretty girls complaining about really minor things.

Fuckin' women, eh lads?


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Re: Trivial Grumblings

Postby CrappyMike » Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:26 pm

GTA is taking up all of my time