Jobdone wrote:Now taking donations to get me a bottle of vodka and sad songs.
That's one step away from listening to Sonata Arctica song where Tony's warbling about a burd he cannae get.
And yes the Glaswegian text was entirely necessary
Jobdone wrote:Now taking donations to get me a bottle of vodka and sad songs.
Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
Bisset wrote:warbling about a burd he cannae get.
And yes the Glaswegian text was entirely necessary
Smindas wrote:Kakko is clearly very unlucky in love. The one time I've seen Sonata Arctica, Twaddlefish and I just spent the entire set shouting "She's not worth it, Tony!"
Jobdone wrote:Haven't got my dick wet in longer than I'm willing to admit.
The more depressing thing is that I'm totally fine with it.
I don't know if I even want to fuck at this point, I just want some chick who will sit with me and watch terrible movies and tv and talk with me about it.
I guess the idea is companionship you know. Like you see peoples parents, and they're both horrid, and you know they can't fuck. Both people are monstrosities. It'd be like slapping a frankenfurter into a meat grinder for 30 minutes and then no one ends up happy but they just keep doing it forever because what else are you going to do? You're too old to get someone else, and who cares at this point. You've got someone who will let you eat tuna in the morning and breath that shit near them, and they'll say they love you because at this point they do. Either you do, even if you don't, you have to. That's all you've got. Them and you and you spent 365 days every year not murdering them, and that's better than like anything else in the world.
I want to buy some polish bird and lock her in my basement until stockholm syndrome sets in and she understands why I did it, and then she sits there and asks me about ridiculous things like irony and how grammar works and I explain it and she slowly gets it but I can't ever let her out of the house because she'd have to explain to people what happened, and they won't get it, especially the fact i bought her because fuck yeah sex trafficing and I don't even need to put my willy in her but people will assume I did because who won't. I bought Aksana and she's got that eastern european bone structure, so of course If ucked her, and she'll be like "haha basement weesk" but they won't understand cos no one ever will.
So I'll keep her there, and we'll slowly learn to hate ourselves and never fuck and she's get frustrated and one day she escapes, and she fucks, and she comes home satisfied, and I'll know because I'll smell the cum on her when she's sleeping after drugging her late night milk which i've got her used ot drinking because everyone love routines and just sniff it and take a Qtip to it and get it tested and I'd know who it was and hunt them down, and take their arms, and their legs,a dn everything they owned and she wouldn't know but I would, but she would continue for a while and I'd kep doing it until she learned and then she'd be like "JUST FUCK ME THEN, I DON'T CARE" but I woulnd't be able to.
So basically, I'm going to die alone, and it's going to be jokes, I'm going to get like 8,000 cats, and fucking yolo etc.
V-Man wrote:If I wanted to act mature why would I have stayed in education? GAWD
Jobdone wrote:Haven't got my dick wet in longer than I'm willing to admit.
The more depressing thing is that I'm totally fine with it.
I don't know if I even want to fuck at this point, I just want some chick who will sit with me and watch terrible movies and tv and talk with me about it.
I guess the idea is companionship you know. Like you see peoples parents, and they're both horrid, and you know they can't fuck. Both people are monstrosities. It'd be like slapping a frankenfurter into a meat grinder for 30 minutes and then no one ends up happy but they just keep doing it forever because what else are you going to do? You're too old to get someone else, and who cares at this point. You've got someone who will let you eat tuna in the morning and breath that shit near them, and they'll say they love you because at this point they do. Either you do, even if you don't, you have to. That's all you've got. Them and you and you spent 365 days every year not murdering them, and that's better than like anything else in the world.
I want to buy some polish bird and lock her in my basement until stockholm syndrome sets in and she understands why I did it, and then she sits there and asks me about ridiculous things like irony and how grammar works and I explain it and she slowly gets it but I can't ever let her out of the house because she'd have to explain to people what happened, and they won't get it, especially the fact i bought her because fuck yeah sex trafficing and I don't even need to put my willy in her but people will assume I did because who won't. I bought Aksana and she's got that eastern european bone structure, so of course If ucked her, and she'll be like "haha basement weesk" but they won't understand cos no one ever will.
So I'll keep her there, and we'll slowly learn to hate ourselves and never fuck and she's get frustrated and one day she escapes, and she fucks, and she comes home satisfied, and I'll know because I'll smell the cum on her when she's sleeping after drugging her late night milk which i've got her used ot drinking because everyone love routines and just sniff it and take a Qtip to it and get it tested and I'd know who it was and hunt them down, and take their arms, and their legs,a dn everything they owned and she wouldn't know but I would, but she would continue for a while and I'd kep doing it until she learned and then she'd be like "JUST FUCK ME THEN, I DON'T CARE" but I woulnd't be able to.
So basically, I'm going to die alone, and it's going to be jokes, I'm going to get like 8,000 cats, and fucking yolo etc.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:Also your first paragraph pretty much sums up mine and Jamie's relationship. We sit about in bed all evening drinking beer, watching shit tv and farting at each other. <3
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.
Applecore wrote:And again, I tell a girl how I feel about her and feelings are not returned.
Just as well, probably. It'd be awkward enough doing Peterborough - Durham where she's at uni, but she's from Florida and I'm about to spend a year in Australia..
Still, shit.
Applecore wrote:And again, I tell a girl how I feel about her and feelings are not returned.
Just as well, probably. It'd be awkward enough doing Peterborough - Durham where she's at uni, but she's from Florida and I'm about to spend a year in Australia..
Still, shit.