What made you Lol Today?

[Delightful-Jim]

Everyone in the house is complaining about one of us cooking fish and the whole place now apparently stinks of it.


Why is this funny? Because I am sick and I can't smell or taste right now, so I can only laugh at their dispair. Seems there can be a bright side to everything

[Womble]

I've stopped cooking fish in the flat since last time I made it, my co-worker greeted me with "Christ! You smell like three day old cunt..."

[Delightful-Jim]

I've stopped cooking fish in the flat since last time I made it, my co-worker greeted me with "Christ! You smell like three day old cunt..."

[thehairyone]

I've stopped cooking fish in the flat since last time I made it, my co-worker greeted me with "Christ! You smell like three day old cunt..."

This is the general conversation when I do kippers for breakfast at work.

[Purple n Batty]

I don't eat fish, but Will often stinks the flat out with it and drives the cats mad(der). Worse thing is when I get up in the morning and open the kitchen door to the smell of fish and find bones and stuff when I'm barely awake

[Jobdone]

I've stopped cooking fish in the flat since last time I made it, my co-worker greeted me with "Christ! You smell like three day old cunt..."

[Ensorcelled]

I've stopped cooking fish in the flat since last time I made it, my co-worker greeted me with "Christ! You smell like three day old cunt..."

A little too old for my tastes.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Limmy on Scottish Independence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dPfskOrsWg&feature=youtu.be

[someone else]

My doctor on weightloss: "You'll never be a greyhound, but you're not a St Bernard either....you're probably more like a labrador"

..on fitness: "As long as you can get the Christmas decorations down from the loft each year, you're fine"

[someone else]

Michael Jackson fans have successfully sued his doctor for emotional distress caused by his death. Judge awards them a single Euro each for their pain

[skull-wart]

How many fans are there though?

[Darkweasel]

[Aaaarrrrgggghhhh]

Brilliant.

[someone else]

How many fans are there though?

The case was brought by 34

[Jim]

€34 paid out in a class action? Biggest flop ever, surely?