What made you Lol Today?

[Potato-Jim]

So. Yesterday I found out someone I vaguely know might actually be an international escort.

That same girl also might have asked me on a date. (This one I'm actually unsure of.)


whuuuuuuuuut...

Go for it man! Get that discount rate

[Nantha]

So. Yesterday I found out someone I vaguely know might actually be an international escort.

That same girl also might have asked me on a date. (This one I'm actually unsure of.)


whuuuuuuuuut...

As in a proper hooker? haha, well be flattered she asked you on a date then! I think?

Ive had a pretty mental time in Stockholm, both nights me and my friend went out partying and it was utter hilarity.
The first ended up with us taking a taxi to a sex club with a neo nazi (luckily the night finished at that point when we finally realised wtf was going on) and the second was us getting kicked out of a Shy FX gig and going to a crazy party on a boat, pole dancing, buying 20 quids worth of macdonalds and getting in at 7am

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/kkk-leader-caught-with-a-black-male-prostitute.html

[Turbo]

Learned about "Falschfahrer," in lesson today. An image of a guy driving a red BMW down the 'wrong' side of the central reservation of a German motorway and our task was to suggest what's happening in the image. Made everyone laugh by saying its probably an English driver. I have for my own amusement put arrows to the other cars (that are driving on the 'correct' side of the road) next to the word Falschfahrer in my book. Fair play to the Beamer driver, show them how its done!

Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCChwZL17A

[Dimmu Burger]

Hello Kitty Black Metal parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyyRH2shfCw

[Tet]

For the IT types out there: http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/

[kanet666]

http://m.thedrum.com/news/2014/04/29/br ... les-breach

[WorMzy]

For the IT types out there: http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/

Hah!

[Turbo]

Apparently a Johannes is another word for a gentlemans sausage. Turns out, luckily, I have a friend to ask how his Johannes is; called Johannes.

[Fjar]

Googling the candidates for the election next month. Can't find any campaign website for the BNP's lead candidate.. except her Facebook profile...

[Turbo]

BEST!

[NeglectedField]

[Potato-Jim]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... fkdQF3H6hg

This is 100% exactly what weather reports are like in Ireland.

[Dimmu Burger]

BEST!

[tranmerefan]

Postmodern Jukebox.

Swing, Motown, Jazz etc covers of pop songs.

A somehow less rapey Blurred Lines - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz-OMn1o22Y

Royals - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

Katy Perry's Hear me Roar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L9C6Dsr_lg

Daft Punk - Get Lucky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QWBLVhql1w