What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Potato-Jim » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:01 pm

Womble wrote:So. Yesterday I found out someone I vaguely know might actually be an international escort.

That same girl also might have asked me on a date. (This one I'm actually unsure of.)


whuuuuuuuuut...



Go for it man! Get that discount rate :yes:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:20 pm

Womble wrote:So. Yesterday I found out someone I vaguely know might actually be an international escort.

That same girl also might have asked me on a date. (This one I'm actually unsure of.)


whuuuuuuuuut...


As in a proper hooker? haha, well be flattered she asked you on a date then! I think?

Ive had a pretty mental time in Stockholm, both nights me and my friend went out partying and it was utter hilarity.
The first ended up with us taking a taxi to a sex club with a neo nazi (luckily the night finished at that point when we finally realised wtf was going on) and the second was us getting kicked out of a Shy FX gig and going to a crazy party on a boat, pole dancing, buying 20 quids worth of macdonalds and getting in at 7am :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:37 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:33 am

Learned about "Falschfahrer," in lesson today. An image of a guy driving a red BMW down the 'wrong' side of the central reservation of a German motorway and our task was to suggest what's happening in the image. Made everyone laugh by saying its probably an English driver. I have for my own amusement put arrows to the other cars (that are driving on the 'correct' side of the road) next to the word Falschfahrer in my book. Fair play to the Beamer driver, show them how its done!

Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCChwZL17A

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dimmu Burger » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:43 pm

Hello Kitty Black Metal parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyyRH2shfCw

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:52 pm

CH3NO2 -- It's the only way to be sure
You laugh at me because I'm different. I pity you, you're all the same...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:00 pm

Steam = Starchild
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby WorMzy » Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:26 pm

Tet wrote:For the IT types out there: http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/

Hah!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:49 pm

Apparently a Johannes is another word for a gentlemans sausage. Turns out, luckily, I have a friend to ask how his Johannes is; called Johannes.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:44 pm

Googling the candidates for the election next month. Can't find any campaign website for the BNP's lead candidate.. except her Facebook profile...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Thu May 01, 2014 10:58 am

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BEST!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Thu May 01, 2014 1:01 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Potato-Jim » Thu May 01, 2014 1:36 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... fkdQF3H6hg

This is 100% exactly what weather reports are like in Ireland.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dimmu Burger » Thu May 01, 2014 3:56 pm

Turbo wrote:Image



BEST!


:lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Thu May 01, 2014 4:07 pm

Postmodern Jukebox.

Swing, Motown, Jazz etc covers of pop songs.

A somehow less rapey Blurred Lines - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz-OMn1o22Y

Royals - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

Katy Perry's Hear me Roar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L9C6Dsr_lg

Daft Punk - Get Lucky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QWBLVhql1w
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