Trivial Grumblings

[Gandalf the Red]

We've got the biscuit thread back.

[Bumcrack-smellywinkle]

Did a stupid dance competition on friday night at Satan's for a chance to get on a few band's guest lists including Alestorm, we were third to get picked and by that time the guest list for Alestorm had already gone so me and Oscar ended up with Kids in Glass Houses' Manchester show . Anyone want it? (Probably not the forum to be asking on )

[NeglectedField]

Fucked up the rice, paella ruined. "How did you fuck up the rice?" Yeah yeah I know. How about you fuck off?

*grumbles trivially*

[Nantha]

finally set aside an evening to sit down and get my tax in order and my fucking HSBC keycard thing is bust on one tiny part of the screen, literally makes it so i can't make out half of one of the numbers, so i can't log in and can't bloody do my tax or check my account online at all.
Awesome.

[Purple n Batty]

Dropped a full tin of cat food on my foot this morning.

[Bumcrack-smellywinkle]

Tutor wants to see my photographs... Insists we use a Pinterest board, uploading over 1000 images one by one.
Also spent my whole shift folding towels, they'll look pretty til tomorrow morning. If they're a mess next time I'm in work I'm gunna kick off. Fuck spending 4 hours folding towels!

[Gandalf the Red]

Oooh! Towels that need throwing on the floor.

[Bumcrack-smellywinkle]

textiles is the worst job in the whole store. I'll do anything!

[Turbo]

I feel a bit run down today. I just want to be back in the UK now. One sleep left I guess.

[herzeleid]

The feta here is no good. It's edible, but there's no damn flavour to it. I have tried almost every brand now.

[keera_envenomed]

I've decided to catch up on a month's worth of foruming and it's going to take ages.

[Danroush]

Fucked up the rice, paella ruined. "How did you fuck up the rice?" Yeah yeah I know. How about you fuck off?

*grumbles trivially*

Get a rice cooker. They are cheap and they are awesome.

[thehairyone]

I've decided to catch up on a month's worth of foruming and it's going to take ages.

Sorry, who are you?

[keera_envenomed]

Fucked up the rice, paella ruined. "How did you fuck up the rice?" Yeah yeah I know. How about you fuck off?

*grumbles trivially*

Get a rice cooker. They are cheap and they are awesome.

You can't make paella in a rice cooker!

[keera_envenomed]

I've decided to catch up on a month's worth of foruming and it's going to take ages.

Sorry, who are you?

Andy Hall. I came back to constantly remind you how great this years line up will be on the strength of the headliners.