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Postby Potato-Jim » Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:12 am

Brilliant :lol:
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Postby Johnny Tightlips » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:42 pm

5 years for Charley and I today, it seems to have flown by! (in case anyone who cares missed it on Facebook, we got engaged in November as well)
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Postby Smindas » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:37 pm

I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.
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Postby Gandalf the Red » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:14 pm

You've got to go dressed like this. :lol:

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Postby peypea » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:48 pm

Smindas wrote:I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.


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Postby Smindas » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:25 pm

Gandalf, if it wasn't tomorrow, I would definitely look in to sorting out something hilarious like that :lol:

Ania, just sign up to Tinder as a pizza and make a lot of terrible puns. Eventually some people start questioning whether you're a pizza and you have to come clean. Then they give you their number. Boom.
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Postby Katesyl » Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:27 am

Why were there no pizzas when I was on Tinder I like pizzas :(
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Postby Noodle » Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:57 am

Turn up as a calzone. No one likes a topless show-off on the first date. Unless it's in Cheshire.
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Postby Applecore » Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:28 am

Sam.. Just..

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Postby Nantha » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:53 am

So my favourite couple. The two who had been together for ever, loved each other more than I thought was possible, broke up today.
I always looked to them for inspiration and when I felt crap about my history of failure after failure and thought it'd be fine cos one day I'd have that.
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Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:25 pm

Smindas wrote:I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.


You sir are a legend. You best be taking her out for pizza!
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Postby tranmerefan » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:00 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.


You sir are a legend. You best be taking her out for pizza!


:lol: :lol:

Yeah. Take her to Pizza Express; continue the joke on! ;)
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Postby Smindas » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:30 pm

Nah, we just went for a cheeky afternoon drink. It was good fun though. Maybe pizza next time, ha.
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Postby Metal_saddle » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:53 pm

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Postby peypea » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:05 am

Sam, the lovely lady you took on a date was Terry?
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