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Nah, we just went for a cheeky afternoon drink. It was good fun though. Maybe pizza next time, ha.
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Sam, the lovely lady you took on a date was Terry?
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peypea wrote:Sam, the lovely lady you took on a date was Terry?
Oo-er.
I was just thinking that Terry's posts seemed particularly boring and had nothing worth replying to. You did a brilliant job of seeing to that
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Well this is a turn out for the books.
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Smindas wrote:Well this is a turn out for the books.
She turned out to have a knob?
EDIT: Derp, didn't see Terry's post
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Terry with lippy on. Finally there is something in the world I can't wank to.
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Turbo wrote:Terry with lippy on. Finally there is something in the world I can't wank to.
Don't lie.
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Potato-Jim wrote:Turbo wrote:Terry with lippy on. Finally there is something in the world I can't wank to.
Don't lie.
Ok, maybe a little.
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Shared a few messages with someone of PoF. We've got a fair whack in common and when we've spoken on the phone we're getting on well. I've got a couple of concerns though, she's a single mother and a student who lives a fair distance away being one. I've not met her yet or owt or anything.
My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/
That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.
My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged
My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/
That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.
My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged
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Well shit if you're gonna tee me up like that I'm gonna have to give a sensible reasonable answer instead. The intensity of emotion and attachment she's displaying at such an early stage suggests deep rooted insecurity and is all round a bit of a red flag. Depending on her culture/religion, she might also be feeling pressured to provide a father figure for her child, and is rushing at the first potential site of that.
So with that in mind, go get it. Crazy bitches got some sweet puss dawg hit it quit it and don't buy a bunny for her to boil or dog to kill. Change your name, flee the country and set up in Costa rica under the name Estaban and sel l knock off hats to tourists. Google her daily. Wait for her death. Think about returning. You can't anymore. Gloria's pregnant, and the hat business took off. You realise you weren't ruunning away from life, but towards it. Die happy, surrounded by friends and family, thanking that crazy chick off pof
In other news ihave exchanged 2 messages with a girl on tinder, and she isn't a bot. Pretty sure I'm in there lads
So with that in mind, go get it. Crazy bitches got some sweet puss dawg hit it quit it and don't buy a bunny for her to boil or dog to kill. Change your name, flee the country and set up in Costa rica under the name Estaban and sel l knock off hats to tourists. Google her daily. Wait for her death. Think about returning. You can't anymore. Gloria's pregnant, and the hat business took off. You realise you weren't ruunning away from life, but towards it. Die happy, surrounded by friends and family, thanking that crazy chick off pof
In other news ihave exchanged 2 messages with a girl on tinder, and she isn't a bot. Pretty sure I'm in there lads
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tranmerefan wrote:Shared a few messages with someone of PoF. We've got a fair whack in common and when we've spoken on the phone we're getting on well. I've got a couple of concerns though, she's a single mother and a student who lives a fair distance away being one. I've not met her yet or owt or anything.
My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/
That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.
My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged
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Go with your gut instinct dude.
I mean, you can always meet up with her, people aren't always true to themselves online, but it does sound a bit like it could turn into a Stephen King novel
I mean, you can always meet up with her, people aren't always true to themselves online, but it does sound a bit like it could turn into a Stephen King novel
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I'd like to allow Iron Maiden to give you the best advice for this scenario.
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tranmerefan wrote:Shared a few messages with someone of PoF. We've got a fair whack in common and when we've spoken on the phone we're getting on well. I've got a couple of concerns though, she's a single mother and a student who lives a fair distance away being one. I've not met her yet or owt or anything.
My main concern is that some of the questions she's asked are weird (Am I a virgin?/when did I last "do anything" with a girl?/how long have I been single?/do I like to cuddle in my sleep etc etc) and she's kinda scaring me off with how very needy she's seemingly being. :/
That and she's deleted her PoF because she doesn't need it. We haven't met yet lol.
My sense is to not go there, what do you guys think? Comedy answers from Joe encouraged
Do she got a booty?