What made you Lol Today?

[Jobdone]

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WMMLT: How fancy they've managed to make my job sound on the internal advertisement.

[VirginInvader]

Breaking news: Seven Sisters in possible NWOBHM influences shocker! Good job Metal Hammer, nothing gets past you

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

>Criticise support band for being too retro and derivative
>Lick arse of similarly retro and derivative headline band


Yep, you know you're reading Metal Hammer when they go from one to the other in the space of 2 paragraphs.


Also, I seem to be in a minority opinion with this, but Ranger are overrated. Half the songs on the LP are great (the ones that sound like Exciter punching Agent Steel in the face), the other half sound like one of those 4th rate Nuclear Assault clones from a few years ago. Make your mind up lads.

[NeglectedField]

So today at work I required use of the toilet. No bog roll, so headed down to the one on the floor below. First cubicle, no bog roll, head into the other one, which did have some. Before I leave said cubicle, someone else has gone in to the one without bog roll and started (audibly) doing a number 2. Had to stifle a chortle.

[WorMzy]

http://i.imgur.com/jZiyxAU.gifv

It's a catastrophe.

[JamieH]

The photos Gazz showed me of the new Alestorm video they filmed last week, it looks like it's going to be the most ridiculous thing ever..

[NeglectedField]

Bowes gave me an idea of what was going on in it. Can't wait

WMMLT: MJ dubbed by David Firth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOzIpAAP8Yw

[VirginInvader]

I don't remember a lot of yesterday (literally just got in), but getting screamed at like a naughty child for scrapping with me pal in Regents Park will live long in the memory

[peypea]

So much for having an early night, eh?

[tranmerefan]

Channeled my inner darkweasel on a date last night and mentioned Slayer that much she put it on the jukebox.

We'd gone back to mine before it was played

[thehairyone]

Where you promptly introduced her to your weasel in the dark?

[VirginInvader]

So much for having an early night, eh?

The Big Red. Why always the Big Red?

[tranmerefan]

Where you promptly introduced her to your weasel in the dark?

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...


..but she said she wouldn't go that far prior and I didn't push it.

[NeglectedField]

Some guy's musically analysed one of his farts

https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI

[Nantha]

Some guy's musically analysed one of his farts

https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI

I'm literally crying