What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby thehairyone » Mon May 18, 2015 9:40 pm

Seeing just upset the guy who think he's the hottest thing at work got when he discovered just how much more I earn than him.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Mon May 18, 2015 9:45 pm

NeglectedField wrote:Some guy's musically analysed one of his farts :lol:

https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI

Oh my God :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Tue May 19, 2015 5:38 am

NeglectedField wrote:Some guy's musically analysed one of his farts :lol:

https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI


holy fuck im dying :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Tue May 19, 2015 8:29 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Tue May 19, 2015 8:35 pm

I joined the Netflix revolution last week, and promotly went on a Felicity Jones binge. Now it won't stop recommending me proper gay looking films. Surely it must know that unless she's in it I want really violent 80s martial art films with awful scripts and worse acting? :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Wed May 20, 2015 7:16 am

It hasn't quite got to the point of reading thoughts but it's getting there. I kept selecting Chick Flicks on my girlfriend's account and it's been bombarding her with shit films as well. I felt like I was 12 years old again but damn I giggled.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed May 20, 2015 8:44 am

Bisset wrote:It hasn't quite got to the point of reading thoughts but it's getting there. I kept selecting Chick Flicks on my girlfriend's account and it's been bombarding her with shit films as well. I felt like I was 12 years old again but damn I giggled.


I watched 5 seasons of Ru Paul's Drag Race on my boyfriend's account because I couldn't be arsed to get my own and it recommends him loads of LGBT films now :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed May 20, 2015 11:04 am

It recommended me those as well for some reason. Stuck on Blue Is The Warmest Colour and it was actually quite good. Typical French melodrama, with some really vicious fingering scenes.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Thu May 21, 2015 11:18 am

Misanthropic t shirt guy was back today with a classic: "I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a shit."

Such banter.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu May 21, 2015 11:18 am

keera_envenomed wrote:Misanthropic t shirt guy was back today with a classic: "I'm not nsensitive, I just don't give a shit."

Such banter.


:lol: Thank fuck I had no money back when I was 14/15. I remember wanting shite like that so bad.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Thu May 21, 2015 5:29 pm

I can't believe he doesn't give a shit. I mean christ, he must be such a badass to not care about any of my problems. I thought he was just being insensitive, but he actually really doesn't care.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri May 22, 2015 5:46 pm

I think everyone needs to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson officiate a wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-B7UJtvlLM
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri May 22, 2015 6:46 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:I think everyone needs to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson officiate a wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-B7UJtvlLM


:(

I was expecting him to say "By the power invested in The Rock by the State Of California I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may lay the smackdown on those lips... IF YOU SMEEEEEELLLLLL.... WHAT THE ROCK... IS... COOKING!"


And finish with a People's Eyebrow obviously.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Fri May 22, 2015 7:17 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:I think everyone needs to see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson officiate a wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-B7UJtvlLM


:(

I was expecting him to say "By the power invested in The Rock by the State Of California I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may lay the smackdown on those lips... IF YOU SMEEEEEELLLLLL.... WHAT THE ROCK... IS... COOKING!"


And finish with a People's Eyebrow obviously.


Imagine awaking - with a hangover from hell - to discover that, during last night's drunken rampage, you'd gotten married to a total stranger...by The Rock. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri May 22, 2015 7:24 pm

You'd probably find out when he calls you in the morning to ask how that pie tastes :lol:
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