I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby **Turbo** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:06 am

I don't drink but if I did it be pretty slaughtered right now.

Postby **Jobdone** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:17 am

They've started making Strongbow Dark Fruit because they realised everybody just wants to drink cider and black when drinking strongbow and they still managed to fuck it up but it gots me fairly drunk.

Postby **Turbo** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:32 am

I feel terrible. Fuck you. Goodbye for now.

Website · Postby **thehairyone** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:49 pm

Bottle of spiced Jager in my left hand. Prosecco in my right. Warmachine videos in front. Dis gunna b gud.

https://www.last.fm/user/Tetravassafor · Postby **jwh20** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:07 pm

I had two offers of things to do tonight, but London is a five hour round trip, and downing red wine and facebooking peeps I haven't seen in a year ain't working so bad!

Postby **Turbo** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:10 pm

Two nights on the bounce. My eyes are dry which is a sign of that I have over done this shit.

Postby **Jobdone** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:07 pm

asked some people on teamspeak if kahlua and coke would work as a drink and they told me it wouldn't but they fucking lied it's gosh darned delicious.

Postby **WorMzy** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:08 pm

I drank a bottle and a half of mead in two hours.

I shouldn't aughta have done that.

Also, Baileys is £12 a litre in Morrisons right now.

Postby **Turbo** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:20 pm

Had an all dayer. I am a fucking disgrace but the food I had was nice. Lamb for lunch and some surf and turf rim job for tea. Got a proper meat sweat on but fucking yolo. Fat anyway.

Postby **NeglectedField** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 11:55 am

I've deffo gaining weight again.

Meh, more to love.

Postby **WorMzy** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:21 am

Drank half a bottle of lidls dark rum tonight. It's "Genuine overseas dark rum finest rum", which I find hilarious. It's like Engrish for Europeans.

Postby **Turbo** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:34 am

I am fairly broken. Such a good day and to think I had my doubts that it was going to be good. I love these assholes. Helps that two of my team mates are my COD clanmates so we played paintballing much the same way we do on the video game...and we won. So aye those tactical smoke grenades. Brutal. Bring on black ops III.

Postby **Andy (Dr Sin)** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:51 pm

Fuck it. i'm twattewd.

Lifes shit, just get cunted

Postby **NeglectedField** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:20 pm

Hanging out my arse.

Postby **Jobdone** » Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:50 pm

Couple of people in work thought I was coming down with something so I just went with that instead of the fact I was hungover to all fuck and was running on 4 hours sleep. Still feel like shit covered sandpaper

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