What made you Lol Today?

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Keith Vaz probably really does think he's a jedi, he's pretty much used that approach for every scandal he's ever been involved in. "These aren't the fast-tracked passports you're looking for..."

[Gandalf the Red]

Cyclists eh!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... uises.html

[WorMzy]

Idiot'd probably have done the same if he was in a car, at least on a bike he only hurt himself.

[NeglectedField]

[WorMzy]

http://www.cracked.com/video_19742_amer ... cared.html

[CrappyMike]

Being asked to work 5:30am-1:30pm on Wednesday... No thanks I am 4-12 on Tuesday night

[Turbo]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/1 ... vity-play/

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Weird asians and weeaboos! I was at a christmas party last night with a proper smorgasbord of food, and while everyone else was nibbling from napkins or side plates this girl called Ting was piling a pasta bowl overflowing with EVERYTHING (savoury and sweet) and sitting in the corner gorging loudly while womansplaying. At one point I'm pretty sure I saw chicken, chocolate brownies, quinoa salad, pavalova and guacamole all in her bowl and after her 5th or 6th course of this mix the clasp on her trousers (the type that zip up at the arse instead of the crotch) flew off and her arse was nearly falling out. Girl gave literally zero fucks.

And then when it came time to do the cryptic book swap I somehow ended up with some gay hentai. Eventful night to say the least.

[WorMzy]

wtf is womansplaying?

Good hentai, y/y?

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Like "mansplaying" except when a chick does it.

[WorMzy]

I don't know what that is either.

Urbandictionary is no help when it really matters.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Really? I thought it was part of the modern parlance now thanks to social justice warriors. It's where men oppress women by sitting with their legs open on public transport.

[thehairyone]

Mansplaying is where a bloke spreads his legs at the knees, even if the ankles are kept together. Mostly became a term on public transport due to narrow seats, men spreading legs due to testicular issues and SJW's taking it up as another sign of the patriarchy oppressing them. Then Womanspalaying became a counter term for a woman sitting on a seat with her legs spread.

[Fjar]

'Manspreading' is the term.

'Mansplaining' is where a man explains something a girl knows a lot about, as if her gender suggests that she knows nothing, and he is there as an expert on the subject at hand.

Possibly getting the two confused. /womansplain

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Alternatively mansplaining can be a man using a cogent argument backed up with facts and evidence. Because you know, facts and evidence are just socialogical constructs of the evil patriarchy.