The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:03 am

If he asks you, politely decline and say you're not interested. If he asks why curl into a ball and roll away.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:15 am

Tell him your love for him, accept his invitation and don't turn up, if asked why tell him you went out with a guy with a much bigger dick, and tell him to pour gasoline on himself and set himself on fire in a place his parents won't find the scorched remains to bury.


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Postby onona » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:45 am

Bisset wrote:If he asks you, politely decline and say you're not interested. If he asks why curl into a ball and roll away.


Or better yet, spontaneously morph into a feather and float away daintily on a cool breeze.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:52 pm

First date in centuries Saturday, booked the table. Looking forward to this shit!


Also looking forward to the food!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby V-Man » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:12 pm

You going to wear that shirt that says "I Eat Ass On The First Date"? Because when you took me for dinner that's what got me revved up.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VizardAmata » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:16 pm

Yeah but wear a light jacket or something over the top, so when you sense things are going well, you can just slowly unzip it and look at her suggestively.
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Postby fluffymoo » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:51 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Slev » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:35 am

It's our 11th anniversary today. I am a very lucky fellow. And my misses is very patient :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:42 am

Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date. :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:53 pm

Turbo wrote:Date went so well she asked me when we're going out for another date. :D


Aw yeah booiiiiii :D

Also met caits family on the saturday which I thought would be weird and intense but instead was just getting wasted in their backgarden watching the kids have a cage fight on the trampoline. Top keks.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:24 pm

Does she still live in the house with the infernal honking toilet from hell?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Gandalf the Red » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:55 am

That's The Wirral. :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Sat Aug 27, 2016 2:48 am

The lady thing whatever her face is again has offered to cook for me this Thursday coming. She won't accept any help from me, so I have offered to do the washing up but her dads has a dish washer so I feel a bit hopeless. Thats ok I do fucking good Schnitzel and that's my return date so yeah, also laser quest.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby fluffymoo » Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:02 pm

Spent the whole night until like 5 in the morning making out, cuddling and stuff. Watched a film, shared a bottle of wine - it was awesome.
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