What made you Lol Today?

[Tet]

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Stuck a tenner of FC Seoul to score in a cup game against a lower division team. 17 shots, 9 of them on target and it finished 0-0. That's the first and last time I ever bet on Korean football!

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

https://www.facebook.com/676247719139199/videos/1265149576915674/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

A cop and a nun playing keepy-uppies on the street. In the red light district. Only in Ireland!

[WorMzy]

Alestorm released their new album with dog vocals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kASMVPBE1u4

[Ensorcelled]

Well that's a vast improvement.

[Bizza]

24hr garage on the way back from the pub, dickheads everywhere. Including the one particular dickhead who thought it OK to fuck about with my beard and pull my hair in the queue and then use the words "monkey" and "ISIS" whilst speaking to the black guy serving at the window which resulted in massive arguments and him not getting served for being a massive racist prick. He then argued with someone else in the queue, got lamped, walked back to his builders van, got into another fight, drove off whilst swinging past the kiosk twice deliberately trying to hit people then disappearing off into the night but not before people got plenty of pictures of his van and license plate.

On the plus side, the money he left at the kiosk after the argument more than paid for my night. so cheers racist whitevan man for the free money

[NeglectedField]

http://imgur.com/gallery/aOGSYuH

[eyesore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
I have seen it and now cannot unsee it.

[Tet]

https://twitter.com/tifosy/status/872084810797371393

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Looking at houses in Belfast, decide to use Google Maps to find out if particular streets might be a bit too politically colourful for my tastes.

I drop into street view in the middle of the road and the first thing I see is a massive bit of graffiti that says "REMEMBER 1690 - NO SURRENDER!"

That'll be a no to Runymede Drive then

[Gandalf the Red]

Someone trying to say that Iron Maiden were the first Heavy Metal band.

[Tet]

[Metalchemyst]

Looking at houses in Belfast, decide to use Google Maps to find out if particular streets might be a bit too politically colourful for my tastes.

I drop into street view in the middle of the road and the first thing I see is a massive bit of graffiti that says "REMEMBER 1690 - NO SURRENDER!"

That'll be a no to Runymede Drive then

I didn't actually know the date but I guessed what event it was referring to. Hmm, ironic: "William is celebrated to this day as a champion of Protestantism, but he was nonetheless backed by the head of the Catholic Church, Pope Alexander VIII. The Pope was part of a 'Grand Alliance' against Louis XIV's warring in Europe and supported William's reconquest of Ireland."

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Looking at houses in Belfast, decide to use Google Maps to find out if particular streets might be a bit too politically colourful for my tastes.

I drop into street view in the middle of the road and the first thing I see is a massive bit of graffiti that says "REMEMBER 1690 - NO SURRENDER!"

That'll be a no to Runymede Drive then

I didn't actually know the date but I guessed what event it was referring to. Hmm, ironic: "William is celebrated to this day as a champion of Protestantism, but he was nonetheless backed by the head of the Catholic Church, Pope Alexander VIII. The Pope was part of a 'Grand Alliance' against Louis XIV's warring in Europe and supported William's reconquest of Ireland."

And he was also a raging gay apparently. That irony reminds me of a good FB post the other day when all the articles about the DUP's homophobia were in the main UK news sites. Something to the effect of "it's funny that they love King Billy so much when his arse was invaded more often than Syria."

[Bizza]

Edit : Wrong thread.