A free-for-all thread

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Black Wizard » Mon May 21, 2018 10:27 pm

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Noodle » Tue May 22, 2018 6:58 am

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Danroush » Tue May 22, 2018 11:22 am

This function amuses me greatly. Maybe we should quote a bunch of old users in case they also get notifications by email and end up returning! :P
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Metalchemyst » Mon May 28, 2018 1:18 pm

Yanks calling us a police state because Tommy Robinson got arrested for interfering in a trial then this happens over there:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/28/bikini-w ... h-7583061/
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Metalchemyst » Mon May 28, 2018 1:18 pm

[please delete]

Five thousand apologies for all these extra posts!
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby WorMzy » Mon May 28, 2018 4:11 pm

Postcount++ :P
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Aaaarrrrgggghhhh » Tue May 29, 2018 10:40 am

I did think about deleting a few random extras, just to make sure.. Lol ;p

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Black Wizard » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:46 pm

Anyone off to Labour Live this weekend?

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby houston4044 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:04 am

Black Wizard wrote:Anyone off to Labour Live this weekend?


I think Jeremy Corbyn is.

I do find it ironic that the party accused of anti-semitism are hosting the event at Spur's old ground given their nickname...

That and if Dianne Abbot doesn't introduce the Magic Numbers then they've missed a big oppurtunity

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Metalchemyst » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:40 pm

A German poster from WW2:

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"The enemy sees your light! Black out!"

It would make a great album cover for a band such as Satyricon.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Gandalf the Red » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:16 pm

Good painting of the famous Englander Heinkel HE 111s....
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Gandalf the Red » Tue Oct 02, 2018 4:54 pm

Remember next time you are at a gig that clapping your hands may upset somebody...


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... r-45717841

Good grief. You do know that "jazz hands" comes from blackface minstrel shows don't you? :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:28 pm

BOO!

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Tet » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:15 am

Nantha wrote:BOO!

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby houston4044 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:27 pm

Metalchemyst wrote:A German poster from WW2:

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"The enemy sees your light! Black out!"

It would make a great album cover for a band such as Satyricon.


To paraphrase South Park "Onslaught already did it" :P

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