The Relationships Thread

[kle110]

Not a bastard and I'd happily prove it. Except you ladies would rather pair up with the bastard and then wonder why he is, in fact, being a bastard.

See, I can do bitter too.

I wasn't generalising the whole male popluation. I just think my father is a bastard.
My bf is the best guy I'v ever met. I'm sure you guys can prove it, don't doubt ya for a sec

[Noodle]

I personally can't be doing with the whole relationship thing. I'm not very good at getting people to notice me, I'm not very good at progressing into a relationship, I have no sense of style. Too much stress to bother with.

My experience in a nutshell really.*

Now I've sold myself wonderfully, anyone wanna go out with me?

*everything up to that point is true

[Ndnd]

From my experiance their are as many C***ish woman out there as there are blokes.


The idea is that eventually they will pair up together and leave fewer tickets in the tombola (with as many prizes) - the statistics look good.

[Big D]

It's annoying how people just put themselves in a relationship for the sake of being in one. I mean, you're with someone because you want to be with them, not because they were the first to come along.

There's a few relationships i've seen where I've had to wonder what the attraction was. They didn't seem to like each other that much, certainly didn't respect each other and mainly seemed to be a couple for the sake of being in a couple. That the sort of thing you mean?

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

From my experiance their are as many C***ish woman out there as there are blokes.

This. So many girls are absolute bitches yet they get guys chasing them and use 'em, abuse 'em (not in a kinky way either) and it's just so annoying to see.

And @ Big D, yes.
But it's also a case of kids wanting to fit in and be 'cool'.
As cool as a pointless relationship can be.

[keera_envenomed]

From my experiance their are as many C***ish woman out there as there are blokes.


The idea is that eventually they will pair up together and leave fewer tickets in the tombola (with as many prizes) - the statistics look good.

They never do pair up though! The cuntish women get the nice guys and the nice girls are left to be pissed about by the cuntish men!

[Dan Jenkins]

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[Luke-]

I feel thoroughly shit at the minute.
Really haven't got over my ex, nearly been a year now too.

[jackcake]

you know, I just give up. no one is worth it, not one little bit.

Thank fuck someone finally agrees with me on this issue! I bet you have loads of annoying people saying "don't give up, there is someone out there for you" and you just want to kill them.

OK, you'll both die spinsters. Happy now?

[i_am_a_viking]

I personally can't be doing with the whole relationship thing. I'm not very good at getting people to notice me, I'm not very good at progressing into a relationship, I have no sense of style. Too much stress to bother with.

My experience in a nutshell really.*

Now I've sold myself wonderfully, anyone wanna go out with me?

*everything up to that point is true

Pfffft stop putting yourself down!

[Smindas]

I think my overwhelming level of awesomeness makes women slightly intimidated.

[Leleanor]

I personally can't be doing with the whole relationship thing. I'm not very good at getting people to notice me, I'm not very good at progressing into a relationship, I have no sense of style. Too much stress to bother with.

My experience in a nutshell really.*

Now I've sold myself wonderfully, anyone wanna go out with me?

*everything up to that point is true

Stop being so silly noodle!!! you have lots of style! i saw you in that jager top at bloodstock! People always notice you, my mates all seemed interested in you just before Turisas! Silly Noodle!!! *pokes*
xxx

[lars_ulrichs_blister]

TBH quite happy being single at the mo, and hopefully it will stay that way untill after crimbo so i dont have to fork out for extra pressies.

[Finnvitka]

I think my overwhelming level of awesomeness makes women slightly intimidated.

get a real doll then :p

[Smindas]

I think my overwhelming level of awesomeness makes women slightly intimidated.

get a real doll then :p

...it does seem like the perfect solu- wait.

Shut up Amy