The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby 2fukkinmetal » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:57 pm

Smindas wrote:
ultralisk wrote:and btw, if u know a girl named maria, who is short, lives in camden london, romanian but has american accent and lived in the states for 6 years, and likes anathema and my dying bride, please kindly give me her contact number/social networking page. i need to ask her out sometimes :) many thanks.

This just has 'restraining order' written all over it.


I know maria. and i'm telling her you said she was short! u know how sensitive she can be about her height. she didn't speak to me for a week that time i said "at least you dont need to kneel down to give me a blow job"

she's never gonna go out with you now dude.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby ultralisk » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:37 pm

Smindas
This just has 'restraining order' written all over it.[/quote]

im sorry but i don't seem to understand this statement at all, but if it is negative to my post above then i apologise, just want to have a good conversation with a very very sensible and interesting girl, thats all. :)
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I know maria. and i'm telling her you said she was short! u know how sensitive she can be about her height. she didn't speak to me for a week that time i said "at least you dont need to kneel down to give me a blow job"

she's never gonna go out with you now dude.


i didn't said she was short in THAT kind of way, mind you i'm short as well! i use that term in a descriptive way thats all. i didnt mean it in any negative way possible. i am now well embarassed of my self now :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:22 am

A girl at work quoted Blackadder, Deus Ex and Eddie Izzard in the same day.

I think I'm in love! :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Warlord » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:45 am

Just thought id point out that the relationship thread is at page 69 so it must be going well! :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby 2fukkinmetal » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:58 am

The Warlord wrote:Just thought id point out that the relationship thread is at page 69 so it must be going well! :D


Yes 69 is an important part of any relationship :D

And to the dude above, I dont really know her! didn't your mum ever tell you not to trust anybody on the interweb :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby ultralisk » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:23 pm

i realized that two seconds after i posted my reply :cry: :cry: :cry:
i'm going to shut up now :|
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:32 am

I have a new girlfriend :D

Thats all I have to say
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:40 am

Smug. Bastard.

Well played mate. Also, pics or she's not real.
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Postby toria-georgia » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:44 pm

My boyfriend makes me happyyyyyyy!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:21 am

Twaddlefish wrote:Smug. Bastard.

Well played mate. Also, pics or she's not real.


Pic's will follow one day :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:21 am

Twaddlefish wrote:Smug. Bastard.

Well played mate. Also, pics or she's not real.

Pic's will follow one day :lol:


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:46 am

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:21 am

Twaddlefish wrote:Smug. Bastard.

Well played mate. Also, pics or she's not real.

Pic's will follow one day :lol:


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Luke- » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:09 am

Poor Jamie :(.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:57 am

yeah I know :(

I feel bad about how I've had to let him go but it was fun and I'll always remember the good nights on IRC
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby inman » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:47 pm

I will probably be solitude for life. :?

Well Glen Burton is married so there is always hope for the worst of us. :lol: