Smindas wrote:ultralisk wrote:and btw, if u know a girl named maria, who is short, lives in camden london, romanian but has american accent and lived in the states for 6 years, and likes anathema and my dying bride, please kindly give me her contact number/social networking page. i need to ask her out sometimes many thanks.
This just has 'restraining order' written all over it.
I know maria. and i'm telling her you said she was short! u know how sensitive she can be about her height. she didn't speak to me for a week that time i said "at least you dont need to kneel down to give me a blow job"
she's never gonna go out with you now dude.