What made you Lol Today?

[Moonburp]

I didn't see the camera!

[keera_envenomed]

My brother is going to a 90s themed fancy dress party as Father Dougal from Father Ted.

There better be pictures!

[Finnvitka]

A friend of mine just updated his facebook status from the gig he's at

[i_am_a_viking]

Well technically it was yesterday but I still find it hilarious.

We got our first prank phone call regarding my missing cat, Gizmo from some stupid chav lads. It went a bit like this:

Mum: 'Hello?'
Chav: 'Oh hiya yeah I've got yer cat here, Gizmo? Aye, yeah. Had it for a couple of weeks now, aye. Grey and white is it? Yeah.'
Mum: 'Oh right...?'
Chav: 'Yeah took it on holiday to Turkey with iz, been shagging her an all'
Mum: 'Er you do realise it's a HE? '
Chav: 'Yeah well been fucking her.. yeah...'
Mum: 'I bet your parents are well proud of you aren't they?'
Chav: 'Oh aye me Dad's *insert name here*, proper war boyo, been in every fucking war you can think of, The Cold War, Iraq War, even fucking Star Wars'
-Me & my mum pissing ourselves.-
Chav: 'Dirty bitch, bet you're fucking wet aren't ya?'
Mum: 'Oh yeah, I'm proper going for it thinking of you.'
Chav 'Oh aye love a bet you are'
Mum: 'Bet you're wanking over the thought of me aren't you?'
Chav: 'Oh aye'
Mum: 'Aye, you dirty little twat'
-Leave chavs to mutter amongst themselves=
Me: *puts on chav voice* 'ERE WTF DO YOU FINK YER FUCKING DOING TALKING TO ME WIFE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING DIRTY LITTLE CUNT?'
Aaaaahahaha then it went on for ages me ripping the piss out of their voices and then we just left them to go on.

Stupid tards didn't withhold their number so if they ring again they're for it. Fucking idiots hahaha. :')

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

Well technically it was yesterday but I still find it hilarious.

We got our first prank phone call regarding my missing cat, Gizmo from some stupid chav lads. It went a bit like this:

Mum: 'Hello?'
Chav: 'Oh hiya yeah I've got yer cat here, Gizmo? Aye, yeah. Had it for a couple of weeks now, aye. Grey and white is it? Yeah.'
Mum: 'Oh right...?'
Chav: 'Yeah took it on holiday to Turkey with iz, been shagging her an all'
Mum: 'Er you do realise it's a HE? '
Chav: 'Yeah well been fucking her.. yeah...'
Mum: 'I bet your parents are well proud of you aren't they?'
Chav: 'Oh aye me Dad's *insert name here*, proper war boyo, been in every fucking war you can think of, The Cold War, Iraq War, even fucking Star Wars'
-Me & my mum pissing ourselves.-
Chav: 'Dirty bitch, bet you're fucking wet aren't ya?'
Mum: 'Oh yeah, I'm proper going for it thinking of you.'
Chav 'Oh aye love a bet you are'
Mum: 'Bet you're wanking over the thought of me aren't you?'
Chav: 'Oh aye'
Mum: 'Aye, you dirty little twat'
-Leave chavs to mutter amongst themselves=
Me: *puts on chav voice* 'ERE WTF DO YOU FINK YER FUCKING DOING TALKING TO ME WIFE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING DIRTY LITTLE CUNT?'
Aaaaahahaha then it went on for ages me ripping the piss out of their voices and then we just left them to go on.

Stupid tards didn't withhold their number so if they ring again they're for it. Fucking idiots hahaha. :')

Ahaha!

And this:

[someone else]

Hearing that Ronaldo is getting married in a local castle and is having owls trained to fly accross the hall and deliver the rings to the best man.

[Finnvitka]

Hearing that Ronaldo is getting married in a local castle and is having owls trained to fly accross the hall and deliver the rings to the best man.

sounds like he's been watching far too much Labyrinth

[wintermourn]

Stupid tards didn't withhold their number so if they ring again they're for it. Fucking idiots hahaha. :')

send 'er this way , aint had a number to prank on drunken nights in a while since i lost my old boss' number lol

[toria-georgia]

Mine and my friends private joke..
It doesn't get any better

[wintermourn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y

[Moonburp]

Sunday is the day when the idiots crawl out of the woodwork and flock to starbucks

Customer: I'll have an iced latte
Alex: Sure that'll be 1.99

waits a bit

Customer: I'm sorry this drink is cold
Alex: Well it is called an ICED latte
Customer: I thought it was a fancy name for a hot drink
Alex: The clue is in Iced...

I love idiots at Starbucks, an example of a different time, about 3 weeks ago.

Customer: I'd like a marshmallow twizzle
Alex hands customer a marshmallow on a stick - called the "Marshmallow Twizzle"
Customer: obviously you're new because I wanted a Marshmallow twizzle.
Alex (who's been working there for 19 months): That is our marshmallow twizzle
Customer: No it isn't its a chocolate stick, I want a marshmallow twizzle. Let me see your manager

Conversation repeats itself but to my manager, then storms out because we don't have a drink made out of fucking marshmallows!

[Faceshredder]

Why the fook are you in a Starbucks on a sunday when you should be veging on your sofa ? unless you work there of course ?

[Moonburp]

double post >.<

[Moonburp]

Why the fook are you in a Starbucks on a sunday when you should be veging on your sofa ? unless you work there of course ?

I work there. Seriously, that's what I feel like telling everyone on a 8 hour Sunday shift

[MotorAmarth]

Hearing that Ronaldo is getting married in a local castle and is having owls trained to fly accross the hall and deliver the rings to the best man.

sounds like he's been watching far too much Labyrinth

Labyrinth wedding would be awesome