The Relationships Thread
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Kick 'em in the face with your energy legs.
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Turbo - kicking the ladies since 1900.
"Women have feelings. Without them, rape would be useless."
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People with vaginas confuse and anger me.
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You just have to acquire a thick skin to it, then all is gravy.
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andeh wrote:People with vaginas confuse and anger me.
Express your anger with the medium of frying pan.
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Actually I'm in the same boat as you people sort of. About this girl I met at uni before leaving for summer. I've more or less given up now trying to go anywhere with it for now because I can tell I'm only digging myself a hole. I just don't feel like I'm good enough for her sometimes because she's stunning, athletic and confident. I'm more of a drain to my own confidence than any woman could ever be. Keep telling myself otherwise and see if I believe it anymore.
Hopefully if I play it cool and don't turn into some sort of spineless mollusc I can do something about it. Hopefully I've learnt from my lessons but that remains to be seen atm.
Also meant to be going camping with her sometime in a week or 2, touch wood she's still coming along (LOL innuendo), clearly won't go out of my way to try owt cos if I fuck up it'll just be terrible for the few days we're there. It's all about playing it smooth and hopefully in Sept I can make more of a go at it.
Hopefully if I play it cool and don't turn into some sort of spineless mollusc I can do something about it. Hopefully I've learnt from my lessons but that remains to be seen atm.
Also meant to be going camping with her sometime in a week or 2, touch wood she's still coming along (LOL innuendo), clearly won't go out of my way to try owt cos if I fuck up it'll just be terrible for the few days we're there. It's all about playing it smooth and hopefully in Sept I can make more of a go at it.
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andeh wrote:About this girl I met at uni before leaving for summer.
This is why you are better than her, so go get her, champ.
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got a girlfriend on Wednesday
Love you courtney xxx
If you find it
She loves cuddles (:
How can you not find this you silly women!
Love you courtney xxx
If you find it
She loves cuddles (:
How can you not find this you silly women!
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xBERSERKERx wrote:got a girlfriend on Wednesday
Yay
All you guys should stop sitting here moaning about us ladies and get out and get them
You're not gonna sort your single-ness out sat infront of BOA forums!
Unless...you ask them out on here...
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Finnvitka wrote:Quantum physics are easier to understand than my love life.
"This is very true. I'm Professor Steven Hawking and for me Quantum Physics is a piece of piss, but when it comes to Amy's love life, I don't have a fucking clue."
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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MotorAmarth wrote:xBERSERKERx wrote:got a girlfriend on Wednesday
Yay
All you guys should stop sitting here moaning about us ladies and get out and get them
You're not gonna sort your single-ness out sat infront of BOA forums!
Unless...you ask them out on here...
This! For god's sake, a million times this.
Also, I lol'd
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xBERSERKERx wrote:got a girlfriend on Wednesday
Where from? I need a new one.
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Turbo wrote:xBERSERKERx wrote:got a girlfriend on Wednesday
Where from? I need a new one.
Try Ethel Austins...
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haha... A+F have loads of topless male models working in their London store, and as they are employed by A+F they HAVE to be nice to you .
Not allowed to touch them though.
If I was single I'd head there, not that I would actually stand a chance
Not allowed to touch them though.
If I was single I'd head there, not that I would actually stand a chance
Mau Mau
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