The Relationships Thread

[herzeleid]

Ai. I need somewhere to post my depressed, misogynistic drunk ramblings other than facebook, where happy people judge me, and instead I get nodding approval. So the site needs to have a perfect nod smiley as a first order of business.

That place sounds like a fairytale... Could it really be real?

Maybe one day man, if we really believe

I believe, honest I do!

[xBERSERKERx]

I wish too,

[Jobdone]

We could always move it to myspace.

I'm pretty sure no-one uses that anymore, we could just live there.

[herzeleid]

We could always move it to myspace.

I'm pretty sure no-one uses that anymore, we could just live there.

Sounds like a good sitcom to me!

[keera_envenomed]

1. Anyone who uses the words wuv, wub and woo without the slightest trace of irony/sarcasm should be shot.

2. Anyone who puts one of those OMG my girlfriend/boyfriend is the most amazing person EVAR things on their myspace should also be shot. I never seen anyone do it on facebook though. But if they have, same thing applies.

3. Is this gonna ruin the funny Amy replies?

4. Haven't I posted enough depressing crap in this thread? I am actually slightly annoyed my cynism is now invalid!

[Jobdone]

We could always move it to myspace.

I'm pretty sure no-one uses that anymore, we could just live there.

Sounds like a good sitcom to me!

"So how'd it go with that girl last night?"
"The same as it always does, I told her how much I hated myself for 3 hours, and then wondered why she didn't want me"
Insert laughter.

[Jobdone]

3. Is this gonna ruin the funny Amy replies?

Well I'd make an elaborate scheme involving false accounts, fake names, pictures badly pasted together in paint, and a fake girlfriend to worm more amusing accounts of her sexual hijinks out, unfortunately she's on my facebook, and knows me in real life, and therefore knows the chances of me getting a missus This ruins the plan slightly.

[Finnvitka]

3. Is this gonna ruin the funny Amy replies?

Well I'd make an elaborate scheme involving false accounts, fake names, pictures badly pasted together in paint, and a fake girlfriend to worm more amusing accounts of her sexual hijinks out, unfortunately she's on my facebook, and knows me in real life, and therefore knows the chances of me getting a missus This ruins the plan slightly.

haha Joe

you're in a perfectly happy gay relationship with Dan anyway

and yes.

[wolverine83]

the other day I was taking it hard from behind and dislocated my shoulder.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Jobdone]

3. Is this gonna ruin the funny Amy replies?

Well I'd make an elaborate scheme involving false accounts, fake names, pictures badly pasted together in paint, and a fake girlfriend to worm more amusing accounts of her sexual hijinks out, unfortunately she's on my facebook, and knows me in real life, and therefore knows the chances of me getting a missus This ruins the plan slightly.

haha Joe

you're in a perfectly happy gay relationship with Dan anyway

We connect emotionally but he's been loose as a motherfucker for months now
I need to stop pimping him out to people.

[keera_envenomed]

and yes.

Awwww I had a whole new grading system worked out as well! Gonna have to find something more constructive to do with evening now.

[herzeleid]

We could always move it to myspace.

I'm pretty sure no-one uses that anymore, we could just live there.

Sounds like a good sitcom to me!

"So how'd it go with that girl last night?"
"The same as it always does, I told her how much I hated myself for 3 hours, and then wondered why she didn't want me"
Insert laughter.

Is that you saying it, or me saying it? Either way, on to a winner

[Jobdone]

Sounds like a good sitcom to me!

"So how'd it go with that girl last night?"
"The same as it always does, I told her how much I hated myself for 3 hours, and then wondered why she didn't want me"
Insert laughter.

Is that you saying it, or me saying it? Either way, on to a winner

I was going for me, but if it applies to you too, high five.

[herzeleid]

Oh yeah, you don't know me. Pretty much aye.

[Jobdone]

Oh yeah, you don't know me.

Pretty much aye.

Heh. It's fun being that way ain't it?
And by fun I mean soul crushing.