The Relationships Thread
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I think I'd look after myself more and adore my curves a little more if I were with myself, but I have Noodle to do that for me
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If i were to have a relationship with myself we'd probably spend our whole time shouting at eachother.
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I'd have a relationship with myself, but my other personalities get jealous...
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I probably should date/have a relationship with myself.
Well lots of folks have suggested I go and fuck myself!!!
Well lots of folks have suggested I go and fuck myself!!!
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It's hard enough being me thanks.
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I have so many personalities it would be hard to put up with myself, and definately couldn't put up with me in the mornings
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I'd date myself. It'd be awesome.
I've got long hair and impressive man tits so it'd be like fucking a fat chick from behind anyway.
I've got long hair and impressive man tits so it'd be like fucking a fat chick from behind anyway.
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dating myself would be something i never want to think about too scary
Nightmare world
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The date-that's-not-really-a-date-but-it-sounds-suspiciously-like-one-though-it's-probably-just-hanging-out-as-friends-but-I'll-blatantly-overthink-it-like-I-already-have-done-all-week is drawing near! Chinese + Die Hard 4.0 + Local gig. I've offered to be a gent and drive (to be fair she normally drives to mine and she drove last time we went to a gig).
Wish me luck, kids!
Wish me luck, kids!
Buy me a beer at:
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Applecore wrote:The date-that's-not-really-a-date-but-it-sounds-suspiciously-like-one-though-it's-probably-just-hanging-out-as-friends-but-I'll-blatantly-overthink-it-like-I-already-have-done-all-week is drawing near! Chinese + Die Hard 4.0 + Local gig. I've offered to be a gent and drive (to be fair she normally drives to mine and she drove last time we went to a gig).
Wish me luck, kids!
Get a grip.
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metalsam wrote:Applecore wrote:The date-that's-not-really-a-date-but-it-sounds-suspiciously-like-one-though-it's-probably-just-hanging-out-as-friends-but-I'll-blatantly-overthink-it-like-I-already-have-done-all-week is drawing near! Chinese + Die Hard 4.0 + Local gig. I've offered to be a gent and drive (to be fair she normally drives to mine and she drove last time we went to a gig).
Wish me luck, kids!
Get a grip.
He's too far gone Sam - leave him to his fate.
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Dan Jenkins wrote:Applecore wrote:Wish me luck, kids!
I wish you luck for staying friends in your friendzone, go get 'em!
Tbh, I'm not expecting a movie-style ending where she'll realise that actually, she does like me and everything goes fantastic.
In fact, I can probably predict exactly what'll happen right now:
I'll pick her up, tell her she looks great, we'll go get the chinese. If she offers any money towards it I'll refuse to take it and insist that I pay (I can thank my Dad for me being like that, damn his manners). We'll eat the chinese and make small talk and take the piss out of the movie. We'll go to the gig, more small talk. I'll take her home afterwards, when we get to hers I'll get out of the car to hug her. She'll say we've got to do it again sometime and I'll then go home and crywank myself to sleep. If anyone asks how it went I'll say it was good, but nothing happened and that I guess we're only meant to be friends.
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8-11/8 - Bloodstock
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