To be fair, the only "stalking" I had was from a guy I was kinda seeing/had been seeing and it could have been flattering if it wasn't so annoying. Things like sitting on my doorstep until I opened the door, and appearing in my back garden (which my bedroom overlooked and which backed onto a playing field), and 48 missed calls in an hour just drove me a bit mental after a while.
Although it was sweet that he didn't go to our leavers ball because it meant he wasn't going to see me again and he was too upset. If a little pathetic. Hoho.
He smelt like wet sand anyway.
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Fibbly wrote:He smelt like wet sand anyway.
how the hell does that happen?
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He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.
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Smindas wrote:He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.
He was a paedo?
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uber_scran wrote:Bullshit, I bet people who get stalked love every minute of it. Unless you eventually get strangled.
I married mine.
Tbf, she was a pretty crap stalker.
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Darkweasel wrote:I married mine.
Tbf, she was a pretty crap stalker.
I wish I'd stalked James more, so he could say the same thing.
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Beardy wrote:Smindas wrote:He was a crab. A big, stalking crab.
He was a paedo?Dr Fox wrote:Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.
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I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait .
We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).
Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.
Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.
I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside
We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).
Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.
Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.
I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside
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What about Rachel's speech from the start of Friends? You could end it by saying that actually, you are a shoe. Or something from the Futurama where Fry moves the stars.
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I just told the guy I was seeing to stuff it. He let me down yet again.
Fed up of being picked up and dropped whenever he fucking feels like it.
So yeah, no more.
Hamdir is officially on the prowl, and oh look, Paganfest in two days
Fed up of being picked up and dropped whenever he fucking feels like it.
So yeah, no more.
Hamdir is officially on the prowl, and oh look, Paganfest in two days
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Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait .
We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).
Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.
Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.
I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside
So it isn't a church ceremony?
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Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait .
We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).
Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.
Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.
I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside
Shakespeare - Sonnet 116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
don't know if thats the kind of thing you had in mind?
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uber_scran wrote:Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait .
We have to decide on some boring readings for the ceremony (to bulk it out, else it'd only take a minute).
Does anyone here have any ideas of readings/poems / short extracts about love / relationships and gay stuff like that that we could use, I was thinking of something from Futurama, but couldn't think of anything appropriate, but your all probably way more creative.
Silly and cynical readings welcome too of course. There may be a pint in it for you.
I was reading one god awful reading earlier about a rabbit and something vibrating inside
So it isn't a church ceremony?
No. It's a Civil Ceremony at our venue.
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Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait .
Two things that WILL happen, so do not panic. It's just written.
1. You and your bloke will have a massive fight, probably about a week beforehand. It'll be huge, it'll be horrible, it will be most likely over something completely irrelevant and all forgiven within 24 hours.
This isn't just my experience but of several couples we've spoken to over the years. One of my mates, three days before his wedding had his missus throw all of his stuff out of the house and tell him to fuck off and never come back.
They've been married for 12 years and have three kids.
2. Something regarding the day itself will threaten to go wrong/actually go wrong. Don't panic about it, there's no point, everything will work itself out somehow anyway.
We were told two days before the wedding that our cheque for the church hadn't cleared so unless we found £250 in 24 hours, the wedding was off.
The church - a bunch of money-grubbing bastards