Bellini wrote:I'm getting married in 7 months and you know something? I cannot wait.
Two things that WILL happen, so do not panic. It's just written.
1. You and your bloke will have a massive fight, probably about a week beforehand. It'll be huge, it'll be horrible, it will be most likely over something completely irrelevant and all forgiven within 24 hours.
This isn't just my experience but of several couples we've spoken to over the years. One of my mates, three days before his wedding had his missus throw all of his stuff out of the house and tell him to fuck off and never come back.
They've been married for 12 years and have three kids.
2. Something regarding the day itself will threaten to go wrong/actually go wrong. Don't panic about it, there's no point, everything will work itself out somehow anyway.
We were told two days before the wedding that our cheque for the church hadn't cleared so unless we found £250 in 24 hours, the wedding was off.
The church - a bunch of money-grubbing bastards
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assuming you had the music too.
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