Right...
To find the picture where I couldn't possibly be more
'the odd one out'.
My last ever French lesson at A-Level with the teacher in the middle (I'm on the right)Name: David
Nick: Daveeed
Age : 17
Lives: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
Likes:
- Metal -
http://www.last.fm/user/davidg666- Badminton
- Dodgeball
- Cricket
- Football
- That feeling you get when you sit on the toilet when you know you have something good to look forward to, hence you can take your time, verge on constipation but know that you're in control (you all know it)
- Filing things in plastic wallets
- Throwing things at other things
- That feeling you get when you hit the crossbar in a football match where for a moment you regard it as better than scoring a goal purely because of the sound it makes
- Wearing shorts...but not short shorts
- Being able to reach inside Pringles tubes due to my girl wrists
- K'NEX Hyperspace Training Tower
- Snow
- Snowball fights
- Disneyland
- When a spoon is bent and you can bend it back and feel like a machine of sorts
- Putting the TV on BBC News 24 and watching my grandma shake her head in disgust at the same murder story as it repeats every 20 minutes
Dislikes:
- Emos
- Goths
- Scene kids
- Indie kids
- Nu Metal
- Lil Wayne
- Men who wear sandals with socks
- Men who wear sandals
- Croc shoes
- Sony's
"Let's not make any of our products compatible with headphones that you could just buy in B&M Bargains" attitude
- Call of Duty
- People who suddenly become interested in photography and then sneer at your photos because you took them on a £3.99 disposable camera...only after deleting their photos of a similar nature from their dust-gathering myspace account
- People who do indoor climbing to a height of about a metre, getting their friend who has suddenly become interested in photography to take pictures of them with a strategically placed camera purely for the purpose of getting some cool facebook photos
- Metalcore
- Deathcore
- Soccer AM
- Kids who bring running spikes to primary school sports days
- My year 7 Technology teacher
- The fact that my keyboard has a key that will turn off the computer without warning
- The fact that I typed more carefully after remembering that point
- When Candlejack kidnaps y...
- When my Dad uses my headphones to listen to 70s pop music while he's on the treadmill
- How my phone breaks at major events (when I wanted to take a photo of The Sirens at Steel Panther, when I wanted to take a photo of a sunset on holiday, when I was about to video the first goal of the FA Vase final at Wembley between Whitley Bay and Wroxham [no not Wrexham])
- When the guy who runs the newsagents talks for 5 minutes straight with the person in front of me about the Conservative manifesto
- When old people walk in a convoy on the pavement ahead of you and then
tut disapprovingly as you cross the road
- When stickers start to peel off and there's nothing you can do about it...also when they get hair on the sticky part
- Beggars
- Beggars in foreign countries
- Beggars who sit near buskers and expect you to choose them over the guy nearby playing the flute with his eyes
- Beggars who complain how hungry they are but won't accept the food you give them because that's clearly not what they want
- When one side of the 79p earphones I buy breaks in the rain
- Heelies
- Kids who ride BMX's
- People who run to catch the train and just as you think they've missed it, the driver opens the door for them
- People who ride the bus all day
- DFDS
- People who play slot machines
- The way arcades have turned into crapholes where the only fun thing to do is search for money in the 2p machines
- Greenpeace
- People who let their dogs crap on the floor, then they pick it up and put it in a plastic bag...and then drop it in a normal bin
- People who play bingo in bingo halls
- People who think that curry as a whole was invented in Scotland
- Those fucking red and yellow Fisher Price cars that I never had
- Free CDs with a track of a band you despise on them
- Butlins
- People who go on holiday
only to sunbathe
- People who visit tanning salons
- Meat Auctions
- People who eat from the chip shop every single night of their lives
- Benefit frauds
- People who change religion constantly
- Lisa Simpson's bitching every single fucking Simpsons episode
- When I leave my phone downstairs
- Service station coffee shops
- National Express drivers getting angry at you for eating McDonalds food on the coach before you've even had a chance to stop and buy it
- Having to sit really low down the seat in the cinema because the person behind is a dick and getting ass cramp for most of the film as a result
- When razors go blunt
- La Gloire de Mon Père
- the BBC
- Everyone who's ever appeared on Deal or No Deal
- The way everyone on Deal or No Deal thinks that it's a game of skill
- When you're playing Higher or Lower and you get the same card twice in a row and then lose the game for some fucking stupid reason
- Fat 15 year old heffa cunts pushing prams to the daycare nursery so they can spend their busy day skiving school
- When some members of ethnic minorities blame me personally for the slave trade and use that to gain diplomatic immunity over others
- TV Psychics
- Digimon
First bloodstock attended - N/A
Last Gig - Wodensthrone/Winterfylleth/A Forest of Stars/Haar @Sunderland
Next Gig - BOA 2010
Facebook -
http://www.facebook.com/horns.ov.baphometContact me if you want so we can meet up and you can buy me stuff