What made you Lol Today?

[Drugged_unholy]

"I still don't understand why the news is dominated by a visit from an internet payments system"

[NeglectedField]

I love it when people message me on Facebook or wherever asking "hi how are you?" to begin their message asking me to buy their CD, come to their gig or vote for them in a competition or whatever. Cos I duly reply going "Hi, sorry I can't for X reason. Aye I'm alright, [stuff about how I'm doing], yourself?" etcetera. I know they don't give a shit but hey, they did ask

[Jobdone]

[Bizza]

My girlfriend finding her original Bloodstock '07 ticket. Better late than never

[Drugged_unholy]

Apparently this is actually serious

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=1324.0

[AnnihiSlateR]

Apparently this is actually serious

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=1324.0

I'm pretty sure its not, I've come across it before.

[Strapping Young Kate]

I always thought it was real. I'd like to believe so, haha.

Anyway, once again I'm loling at my neighbours' pathetic attempts at parenting. Last time it was the naughty step, and now they're counting to three before the kids get a 'timeout'. It's sickening. Stop watching Supernanny and grow a pair you prick.

[Ensorcelled]

http://twitter.com/50cent

[Imperanonn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdzr2zrqTw

I laughed so hard I nearly fainted.

I love this.

[NeglectedField]

Anyway, once again I'm loling at my neighbours' pathetic attempts at parenting. Last time it was the naughty step, and now they're counting to three before the kids get a 'timeout'. It's sickening. Stop watching Supernanny and grow a pair you prick.

Damn fucking right. Sounds like a typical neutered 'modern man' to me.

[Imperanonn]

Anyway, once again I'm loling at my neighbours' pathetic attempts at parenting. Last time it was the naughty step, and now they're counting to three before the kids get a 'timeout'. It's sickening. Stop watching Supernanny and grow a pair you prick.

Damn fucking right. Sounds like a typical neutered 'modern man' to me.

Real men use bear mace and branding irons to discipline their children.

[Jobdone]

My dad using the enivitable cycle of life to argue against someones musical talent.

Dad: "Ugh. All the music channels have got that Jimi Hendrix on"
Me: "There's nowt wrong with Jimi Hendrix"
Dad: "Except he can't play the guitar. And he's dead"

[Twaddlefish]

Jim Carrey is apparently a Cannibal Corpse fan.

[Jim]

Jim Carrey is apparently a Cannibal Corpse fan.

Makes sense, they were in Ace Ventura.

[Finnvitka]

Because he asked them.

That facebook places iphones gubbins actually gives a map of the person's exact location.

I now know a whoooole bunch of people's home addresses. Hah.