What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:15 pm

Police helicopter is doing the rounds again. I live in such a lovely area :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:24 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Police helicopter is doing the rounds again. I live in such a lovely area :lol:


We get that, and we live in quite a nice area. It's well annoying.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:40 pm

Fjar wrote:
VirginInvader wrote:Police helicopter is doing the rounds again. I live in such a lovely area :lol:


We get that, and we live in quite a nice area. It's well annoying.


We're close to a really shit area though.

Plus a lot of nicked cars get raced down the M1.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bizza » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:59 pm

In the thread about BOA '10 wistbands:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Drugged_unholy » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:56 am

Turbo wrote:Looked like a particularly angry driver wanted a punch up this evening. I know exactly how to get tailgaters right where it hurts. Slow down. Fuck me, it causes no end of lulz.


He was tailgating me at 40mph, so I slowed down, and within the space of 1,5miles id dropped my speed by 25mph. He was proper giving it the largen. I indicated that he was a cronic masturbator by hand gesture when I departed his company. He enjoyed that alot. :)


Its also immense fun to be just at the speed limit, then pull over just before a speed camera - if you've timed this well the tailgating person will zoom off past you and get caught.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby GaspodeTheWonderDog » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:48 am

Drugged_unholy wrote:
Turbo wrote:Looked like a particularly angry driver wanted a punch up this evening. I know exactly how to get tailgaters right where it hurts. Slow down. Fuck me, it causes no end of lulz.


He was tailgating me at 40mph, so I slowed down, and within the space of 1,5miles id dropped my speed by 25mph. He was proper giving it the largen. I indicated that he was a cronic masturbator by hand gesture when I departed his company. He enjoyed that alot. :)


Its also immense fun to be just at the speed limit, then pull over just before a speed camera - if you've timed this well the tailgating person will zoom off past you and get caught.


This is the greatest idea ever. I'm definately trying this. :yes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:28 am

"Someone" has given my avatar the double denim treatment :lol:
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18/07- Metalbrew, London
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Immort_Reaper » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:35 am

Turbo wrote:Butter my arsehole

Wouldn't Vaseline work better?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:15 pm

My drunken chat with Moonburp Alex on Facebook last night. Fuck knows what it was about, but it was amazing.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:52 pm

Womble wrote:My drunken chat with Moonburp Alex on Facebook last night. Fuck knows what it was about, but it was amazing.

We are clearly too awesome at being drunk.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:54 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:24 pm

BBC 3's 60 second newsflash thing about the new MOH.

"Ministers want it banned, you can play as THE ENEMY! D:"

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Podgie. » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:30 am

What made me Lol today? This thread! :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:37 am

I miss driving around with Furious gear in the back of the car. :(

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:39 am

Being too tired to put on real clothes, so I checked the flat postbox in shorts and flipflops which involves walking through the outside parking area. Oh yeah, living like a native up here.