What pissed you off today

[Danroush]

As it turned out, giving "Another five minutes" was about 4 minutes too long.

Was it just a flaming spud sat in the middle of your microwave then?

[Kylan_Paassa]

As it turned out, giving "Another five minutes" was about 4 minutes too long.

Was it just a flaming spud sat in the middle of your microwave then?

I believe he walked back to find it on fire

[Ndnd]

As it turned out, giving "Another five minutes" was about 4 minutes too long.

When we were staying in Geneva we microwaved a chicken nugget and the nugget caught fire and the plate split in half!

All in the name of science *cough* boredom!

[MotorAmarth]

All I can hear is "move bitch, get out the way"

Seriously. Going to bust some heads if I hear it one more time.

[Smindas]

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY. There's a lorry heading straight for you.

Also, it's fucking cold.

[Danroush]

All I can hear is "move bitch, get out the way"

Seriously. Going to bust some heads if I hear it one more time.

here's something taking the piss out of it if that helps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuS5AwR5Xg

[Metallinen]

I can't find my pick tin. I'll be really upset if I've lost that.

Last time I remember seeing it was at fires of rebellion. Nobody that was there found a metal tin full of picks with an Iron Maiden sticker on it, did they?

[CrapyMike]

Failing that, pour some (very) salty (warm) water up your nostrils. Should kill any building bacteria.

Just keep breathing out your mouth when you do it.

You're Scottish.

FYP

no, he's definitely insane

[keera_envenomed]

Flybe and their retarded charges. I'm using a shitty budget airline for a reason asswipes. At least I avoided the seat reservation charges.

[Metallinen]

I can't find my pick tin. I'll be really upset if I've lost that.

Last time I remember seeing it was at fires of rebellion. Nobody that was there found a metal tin full of picks with an Iron Maiden sticker on it, did they?

Panic over, I found it under a pile of stuff on my desk.

[MotorAmarth]

Just realised I don't have bus fair to get into uni tomorrow...

[Turbo]

Every time I hit the start button on my laptop the control panel opens up with "User accounts and family safety." Can anyone think of a reason why, and how to turn it off because its fucking annoying.




Though a way around it is using the start button on my keyboard.




Also this cunts "Australia" photo album is monopolising my facebook news feed. I had no asperations to go to Australia and the 400 pictures that shes taken dont inspire me to change my mind. 400 pictures of a beach, herself, a none descript landscape which could frankly be anywhere and not alot else. I thought my pictures of chewing gum called "Spunk" where pointless and irrelevant, but the bar has been raised.

[Turbo]

Dans alright, he's just the product of his age group.



"Im 16, im in full time education, and I know everything about everything."




I have faith in the guy that when he reaches adulthood he'll be less of a belllend.

[metalsam]

I use to have to blow up a balloon because of something to do with my ears
i have also been sick through my nose, which was the most unpleasant thing ever.

If my stomach is really going for it, I get nose sick too.

[clare-l]

Housemates have a new habit of "icing" people - present with a smirnoff ice which has to be necked if you don't have one to give in return - and one of them presented me with one that they'd been hiding in their cupboard. Bastards.