The Wrestling Thread

[ANDREWHALL28]

I never liked him anyway.

Divas NXT is over then. That was always great for a botch or two.

I have a serious thing for Kaitlyn

[CrapyMike]

I never liked him anyway.

Divas NXT is over then. That was always great for a botch or two.

I have a serious thing for Kaitlyn

stop liking all the same women as me

[Jobdone]

Kaitlyn's quite fit, but she slightly freaks me out with her MASSIVE THIGHS.

[Jobdone]

Started watching Superstars mainly because you get entertaining people on commentary and some odd match ups.

Got Curt Hawkins on the desk for the first match, Barretta vs Reks. Hawkins was pretty entertaining, decent talker. Smiled a little at "If this was the attitude era, I'd be the Rock, and Baretta would be... Headbanger Mosh.". I think they're getting a proper little rivalry going on. Hopefully results in them teaming up and helping out the wayward tag team division. Apparently they've been working together a while. Neither guys are gonna dent the singles division, but I reckon they'd go quite far together.

Second was Young vs Regal, with CM Punk and some Scott guy on commentary. CM Punk was fucking brilliant again. Spent most of it taking the piss out of Scott. I didn't know who the guy was either, so I agreed with most of it.
Really surprised by Young jobbing to Regal though. He must have shat in Vince's coffee or something.

There was a quick Raw recap. When I think about how long this "Miz/Cole" thing has been going on... it's been simmering along very nicely for a good couple of months before finally exploding last monday. Way to go Creative Team. You did good.
Plus it's reminded me that Raw is doing real good of making me want to watch it again each week.

Third is THE FIRST TIME EVER. DAVID HART SMITH VS TYSON KIDD. Such an exciting prospect that it's main eventing Superstars.
CM Punk is pushing Tyson Kidd quite a lot. I'm still confused by the short little happy guy with the freaky hair being the heel in this fued. They've both got new tights on. Basic black and white for Kidd, Hart Smith wearing some blue/white/red ones. I'm almost expecting a union jack to be round his shoulders soon.
"How does this go for Natalya blahblahbalh?"
CM Punk: "Well, as with any woman, I expect she'll choose the winner".

"Natalya must be torn up"
"I doubt it. She's a woman. She's probably out buying some clothes or something. She should be back at home doing the dishes"

EDIT: Dear god that post was long.


TL;DR version: CM Punk is still amusing. People wear new tights. WWE still hates Darren Young.

[CrapyMike]

i've been looking up wrestlers real names. rey mysterio is in fact called oscar. tyler reks is gabriel tuft. much less tough sounding michael cole is actually michael coulthard, and ranjin singhs name is dave

[x-tempus]

ranjin singhs name is dave

love watching Santino wrestle these days..... the Santino Stunner?
King was great, "COBRA COBRA COBRA THE COBRA HAS STRUCK"

on another note - god sakes, can they just NOT bring Cena back PLEASE


and CM Punk on commentary is just godly as always best part of Superstars

[swjmcollins]

Not a massive fan of the WWE kinda went off it when the Attitude Era finished, however i am a massive fan of TNA.

If anyone gets the chance, watch the Full Metal Mayhem match for the tag team titles from Final Resolution 2010. Seriously has to be the best match i have seen since the Triple Threat Tag Team TLC Match at Wrestlemania....ok can't quite remember what Wrestlemania it was but it was a damn good match.

[swjmcollins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfh_cPyrpXE

My first singles match.

Impressive first match!

I'm hoping to join a Professional Wrestling Academy soon in Liverpool...got any tips?

[Jobdone]

Fair play, I've been hating on Micheal Cole for a while, but his promo on the last Raw was pretty damn good. He's gaining the right kind of heat.

[ANDREWHALL28]

Fair play, I've been hating on Micheal Cole for a while, but his promo on the last Raw was pretty damn good. He's gaining the right kind of heat.

Not seen it ,but he is still an annoying twat who has no place in JR's seat in my opinion

[herzeleid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfh_cPyrpXE

My first singles match.

Impressive first match!

I'm hoping to join a Professional Wrestling Academy soon in Liverpool...got any tips?

Don't get a boner while you're wrestling.

[Jobdone]

"John, John. What are you doing? My diet soda John, what are you doing?"

I fucking love CM Punk.

EDIT: I'm still never totally sure if there's genuine bad feelings between Punk and Cena or not.

EDITEDIT: Oh great. Cena's rehired next week.
He wasn't even off television for a week. There was literally no point to his firing. At all. Whatsoever.

[herzeleid]

Did seem to be a bit, since Cena handed Punk his 'soda' which Punk then threw on the floor... Same with the purple sweatband he gave him.

[jackcake]

Impressive first match!

I'm hoping to join a Professional Wrestling Academy soon in Liverpool...got any tips?

Thanks.

Er, tips... you won't be able to move after the first session, front bumps hurt and try not to bleed too much when you're dumped out of a rumble.

[Metal_saddle]

getting back into wrestling now thanks to the net, tna stuff is not bad at all