What made you Lol Today?

[V-Man]

Your both presuming I didnt

[Dan Jenkins]

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[Immort_Reaper]

That is way too forward, what's wrong with you?

He should've thanked her, offered her some kind of hot drink, and then pooper.

Too forward? Normally works for me.

No, you see the joke was... it doesn't matter.

*blissful ignorance*

[RedTeamWins]

Heh, bum.

[Sinmara]

one of my colleagues at work is Jamaican, and she occasionally wears wigs to work. My boss hasn't quite worked that out yet, and asked her today during Christmas lunch if all those different hair cuts aren't expensive? She told him that it's a wig, at which point my boss - slightly drunk - tried to pinch her wig lol

The whole table unisono: 'NOOOO!!!!'

[V-Man]

Oh and at a party the other day one of the various lady guests spent an hour and a half crying and screaming that I hated her and was planning to murder her then rape her corpse. Much to the amusement of all her friends of course. In 6 and a half years at the same school I dont think we've ever even spoken as well

[Immort_Reaper]

Oh and at a party the other day one of the various lady guests spent an hour and a half crying and screaming that I hated her and was planning to murder her then rape her corpse. Much to the amusement of all her friends of course. In 6 and a half years at the same school I dont think we've ever even spoken as well

I would fully expect this to be something that happens to me.

I can sympathise.

[V-Man]

Oh and at a party the other day one of the various lady guests spent an hour and a half crying and screaming that I hated her and was planning to murder her then rape her corpse. Much to the amusement of all her friends of course. In 6 and a half years at the same school I dont think we've ever even spoken as well

I would fully expect this to be something that happens to me.

I can sympathise.

Maybe there is a certain look that just screams necrophilia and murder

[Immort_Reaper]

Oh and at a party the other day one of the various lady guests spent an hour and a half crying and screaming that I hated her and was planning to murder her then rape her corpse. Much to the amusement of all her friends of course. In 6 and a half years at the same school I dont think we've ever even spoken as well

I would fully expect this to be something that happens to me.

I can sympathise.

Maybe there is a certain look that just screams necrophilia and murder

You like metal? Normally what I find.

Also means I kill babies, rape puppies and put kittens in blenders apparently.

[Corpse_Flower]

Also means I kill babies, rape puppies and put kittens in blenders apparently.

But you do

[Immort_Reaper]

Also means I kill babies, rape puppies and put kittens in blenders apparently.

But you do

Only on sundays.

[NeglectedField]

Friend on Facebook's joke:

"Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway.

I couldn't get pasta."

[Immort_Reaper]

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

going for a piss in the pub next to the train station when it was delayed for 12 minutes and a drunk man saying to me "It's quare old wetther out thar for polar burrs, and they've all fucked aff too!"

[Turbo]

The cock up that happened on Sodom's facebook.


Sodom
"We're on cover of Pro Rok Russia"


2 minutes later.

Sodom
We mean Pro Rok BULGARIA for sure!